After Binding to a Parallel Self System, I Became the Superintendent General

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[Blurb One]

My name is Shen Qinghe. I died from overwork and transmigrated.

The good news: I’m an ace police officer with a brilliant mind but the physical fitness of a total weakling.

The bad news: I’ve landed in a setting where someone dies almost every episode, like a certain elementary-school grim reaper’s show.

When the superintendent gently told me, “I’m counting on you to take care of Tokyo,”

I screamed internally: Help! I’m an art-school student studying abroad. How am I supposed to solve crimes? Don’t manga police officers usually rely on detectives to carry them?

Then my System suddenly prompted me: [Dear Host, you’ve unlocked the complete Police Academy Squad collection. Would you like to redeem it?]

Redeem it, of course! They’re my beloved group of male leads, whom I’ve been chasing for eight hundred years!

A flash of light later:

Four chubby little toddlers gazed up at me in unison and called out in their soft, sweet voices:

“Qing, pick us up!”

[Blurb Two]

My name is Mochizuki Ren, and I’m a newly appointed police inspector at the Metropolitan Police Department.

First, a top killer told me that the second-in-command had sent a master of disguise to investigate me.

Then I ran into a professional scammer who worked for the head of Public Security.

I looked at the man sprawled on the ground, but before I could say a word,

the six toddlers at my feet shouted together, “Honey trap!”

A honey trap?

Looking at the wage-earner emperor’s flawless face, I suddenly burst out laughing.

“You’re really good at faking an accident…” I leaned toward the six toddlers, smiling. “Why don’t we find you a free babysitter?”

The six little dumplings immediately caught on and called out in their babyish voices, “Daddy!”

Blond hair, dark skin: ???

[Bonus Scene]

One day, Public Security launched a surprise inspection.

Overworked subordinate: Sir, I hear you’ve been dating Inspector Mochizuki lately.

The wage-earner emperor: (gripping his coffee cup) It’s for a mission.

The toddlers suddenly jumped out of the closet: Daddy, you said you’d take us to the amusement park today!

The wage-earner emperor: … (silently pulls out his wallet).

[Blurb revised September 19, 2024. This is not the final version.]

#Life's a little boring, so let's start spreading rumors#

#Is it still in time to explain that these are my deceased classmates?#

#How to use toddler versions of your classmates to foil an organization’s investigation#

#Today, the top student at the police academy is also going bald trying to support the family#

<Before You Dive In>

1. Set in the first year of the original timeline, before the Red and Black arc. One main series. The female lead's identity has a twist.

2. The Police Academy Squad and others will be saved. Later, the toddler versions of her classmates will wreak havoc on their adult counterparts.

3. No romance in the main story. Couples will be decided in the extras.

4. There will be many original cases, but the author’s IQ is limited, so please go easy on me.

5. The original work deserves the glory; any out-of-character writing is on me.

6. I’ll add more if I think of anything. Love you all. =W=

Theme: In the game of survival in another world, saving others is also a way of saving yourself. When fate pushes you onto an unfamiliar battlefield, every piece you put back together for someone else helps mend a fragment of your own soul.