Oda Sakunosuke, the White Kirin's Shadow Saint Consort

[Tentatively entering VIP on October 4. I'll post ten thousand words then, and updates are tentatively scheduled for before midnight. Paragraph comments are open. Please add this to your collection, and thank you for your support. You're welcome to bookmark it. Mwah~] A wayward youth Oda Sakunosuke X the White Qilin forced aboard the wrong ship · Before it all began, Oda Sakunosuke had left his life as a hitman behind and was trying to step into the light. For the time being, he became a nine-to-five postal worker, doing an ordinary job with no problems except the danger, until one day... He met a certain White Qilin. The White Qilin of the Shibusawa family was beautiful and graceful, born into a great clan, gifted with extraordinary talent and brilliance. His excessively privileged upbringing, smooth-sailing life, and terrifying aptitude had left him apart from the crowd, and a vast void had opened in his heart. An ineffable emptiness was devouring the very existence of Shibusawa Tatsuhiko. At that very moment, in Cupido, Tokyo, in a hotel, in a room, an accident, a bed, a System, and one night of passion sent the destined tragedy of two people veering off in a strange direction. And so the curtain rose on a legendary romantic comedy. This was a marvelous chain of fate brought about by a one-in-a-trillion miracle. Enjoy this hilarious romantic comedy set in Yokohama! · A certain former ace hitman, Oda Somebody, saw his life turned upside down on the day he turned eighteen. That was the day he graduated from virginity, with the younger version of a certain Transcendent, the White Qilin, as his partner. That was the day he got fired. The Port Mafia was recruiting, so his career took a dramatic turn. That was also the day an entity from a higher-dimensional world abruptly appeared in his mind, and from then on, he embarked on a chaotic road of no return. System: [Perfect Wife-Raising Assistance System D233 is at your service! Our mission is to raise the Host into the universe's number-one perfect wife.] [Ding! After evaluating the Host's profession, identity, talents, partner, past experiences, and future ambitions, the recommended path for the Host's development is... Holy Wife!]* Oda Sakunosuke: ...Holy Wife? [Holy Wife: A special presence in the darkness. He is the leader's beloved, and also his immortal protector. He fights to protect the leader and guides the organization to victory after victory!] [Ding! To help the Host successfully graduate from the Holy Wife Development Program, the Host's partner must become the organization's leader as soon as possible.] The White Qilin: Hah. The White Qilin, who toyed with even the government as if it were a plaything in his palm, scoffed at such a demand as beneath him. After that... By the time the White Qilin of the Shibusawa family had risen to the ranks of the Transcendents, the organization he had founded, the Empty Boat, had become a behemoth, and tales of his mysterious partner had spread throughout the world of abilities. It was said that the master of the Empty Boat had a mysterious partner, whose gender, age, and identity were all unknown. No one but the leader had ever seen his true appearance. All anyone had seen was his masked figure, wielding a gun and blade, and his back as he led the organization to victory in every battle. The people of the Empty Boat respectfully called him the Holy Wife. A low-ranking member of the Port Mafia, Oda Sakunosuke: Achoo! · Much later, a rumor circulated in the world of abilities. The White Qilin had a mysterious shadow, a Holy Wife. ...He faced countless enemies alone, moving through their ranks as if no one were there. The figure wielding a gun and blade was like a god of war! His heroic bearing was nothing short of miraculous, and so people praised him as the Invincible One.* *A cheerful romantic comedy. You can follow along even if you haven't read the original. *The Holy Wife concept is inspired by the classic manga Tokyo Angel Guardian. This story does not involve the original manga's plot. *Don't be fooled by the System's name. This is a hardcore, absurdly funny assistant that defies convention. *Pairing: White Qilin X Oda Sakunosuke (Tatsuhiko tops, Oda bottoms, rarepair; don't read if that's not your thing. My take on Tatsuhiko/Oda is out of character, so please go easy on me OTZ). Secondary pairing: Dazai/Chuuya (the focus on the secondary couple's romance will depend on how the story develops). *This story enters VIP on October 4. The anti-piracy subscription rate is 80%. Updates are tentatively scheduled for around midnight. Theme: Love is the light of fate. Run toward love.