No Thanks, I'm a Monk

Blurb: Wuyin, abbess of the Ten Directions Convent and a powerhouse of the cultivation world, suddenly transmigrates from the Primordial Era to the present, eight thousand years later. She discovers that the world has changed beyond recognition.

Ordinary people are clever, and modern technology is highly advanced.

A chicken demon holds a good-demon permit and hands out real estate flyers at a subway station.

A celebrity who raises ghosts has been arrested by the police and detained at the Intangible Cultural Affairs Department.

The cultivation world has fallen into decline, and cultivation levels are generally so weak. The Ten Thousand Fathom Temple, once as renowned as the Ten Directions Convent, now focuses on tourism and is obsessed with making money.

And the director of that department is clearly a great demon, yet claims to be a cultivator, and nobody has even noticed!

What pains Wuyin most is that the Ten Directions Convent, once a great sect with thousands of disciples, has fallen into ruin. Almost all that remains is the old site.

So Wuyin resolutely casts aside her former identity as an aspiring model, rebuilds the Ten Directions Convent, and becomes a nun with professional integrity.

Blurb for upcoming novel "When a Cambridge PhD Becomes a Vocational School Student":

At fifteen, Jiang Han became the top-scoring student in her province's college entrance exam. She completed her bachelor's and master's degrees at Peking University in four years, earned a PhD from Cambridge at twenty-one, and became an executive at a multinational Silicon Valley company at twenty-five. At twenty-nine, she returned to China to work for the Ministry of State Security. On the flight home, her plane crashed.

Then Jiang Han transmigrated into the body of a vocational school student: a rough, streetwise brawler known as the “queen of cultivation” at a vocational technical school, where she studied auto repair!

Top student Jiang Han cried out: “I want to take exams! I want to take the college entrance exam! Please let me take the national entrance exam!”

Not long afterward, the top students at a provincial key high school were crushed by a student who had transferred from a vocational school, where she'd studied auto repair.

Jiang Han's response: That's what they call knowledge changing your fate.

Theme: Everyone is equal