
I Can't Play the Protagonist
这主角我当不了
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 630k Words
- Genre
- Multi-Orientation
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- English
- Request a translation
Synopsis
Other names
- I Can’t Be This ProtagonistEnglish name
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In booklists 358
See allSome Personal Favorites
Includes BG and BL. Dark tastes, submissive characters, and a harem of admirers. The left-side character is a little unhinged; intense rivalry between men; top-tier crematorium arcs; melodrama; twisted relationships.
Su Bottoms / Strong Bottoms / Heartthrob Bottoms / Character-Focused
Shipping Couples
Stories to revisit over and over when you want to ship the couples. (Four stars is the maximum.)
Not in the Mood to Read Now, Maybe Later
Not in the mood to read these now, but maybe later.
Momo, Yours
A dark, melodramatic special, leaning toward serious cleanup but with ETJ. I wholeheartedly adore shou protagonists and wooden straight-man battle royales. Note that the list owner doesn’t follow community trends closely, so the level of control isn’t particularly deep. GLM, begone.
Bottom-Centric Comfort Reads I Love
I’m much more into pampering the bottom than being a bottom fan, and slightly more into comforting bottoms than anything else. I lean toward bottom-focused stories, and what matters most is that I like the bottom. I’m not too picky about content warnings.
Soft, Mutual Spoiling with a Sub-Focused POV, SFW
I’m completely fine with both domineering and delicate male leads. Most of the time, it’s wholesome and safe for work. I can’t stand submissive male leads who dote on the top, or pretty-boy tops. I give up: something’s wrong with this list, and the ratings are all over the place.
Books Auntie Thinks Are Worth Reading
I’m an auntie who’s read countless novels and has picky tastes. These are my favorites. I lean toward stories about running businesses, career pursuits, pure romance, and no-CP. No formulaic or simplistic stories, please.
Finished Reading
A Compilation of Bottom-Centric, Beloved Everyone's Favorite Stories
I love gorgeous, strong, tragic, universally adored bottom protagonists. I enjoy weak bottoms too, but not ones who need the top to handle everything for them. I prefer older partners. Some quick transmigration stories are only partially purchased. Reviews are for the ones I've read.
Mostly Submissive Leads, Loves Submissive Characters
Everyone's Favorite Bottoms
Saving Books I Like
No CP, Selfcest, Secret Identities
Stories I've Finished
I only like reading about couples falling in love. Sweet and satisfying stories are the best. Even the angsty ones are usually hard on the body, not the heart. There are crossover and original works.
Books I Saved and Loved After Finishing
Hmm, HP
Love Comes from Training Dogs (Tears) [BL/BG]
Dog-training stories. The protagonist is supreme; the dog must be loyal. The protagonist loves the dog less than they love themselves. Bad dogs need to be trained.
Books I’ve Finished
For Personal Use B
It got a little drawn out toward the end, and I started nodding off. The beginning was good.
Protagonist Stans and Protagonist Shippers
My most beloved you
A Hundred Years of Appreciating Cute and Charming Submissive Leads
I'm all for pretty shous, cute shous, girly shous, feminized shous, younger shous, bratty shous, and pampered-wife shous. My tastes are complicated, so beware. This is basically a reading log (?) with both recommendations and warnings.
For Personal Use: A Haven for Beloved Shou
Recommending charming, universally adored bottoms. I’m a bottom-lover with a healthy mindset: the bottom is always right.
My Favorite Fully Read Books
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The ending seems to have been changed. Originally, all five eggs arrived, but here it's changed so that the Bright Egg and Ji Yao remain completely unaware, sparing the two with the deepest emotional connection the pain of losing their loved one.
I confess, I feel sorry for every top (or bottom) in the relationship. Seeing them suffer so much makes me feel a strange pleasure, a kind of tingling sensation down my spine. Do you understand? It's that feeling of intense heartache, wanting to give them love, while simultaneously hoping the author will be even more cruel, making every single egg cry their eyes out and commit suicide in despair. Waaaaah, if that happens, I feel both pain and pleasure, it's so exciting, I love it, I can't wait!
Just like Wei Yichen, they died in the same way. Both had a clearly defined timeframe for death, and they could only watch helplessly as the end approached, unable to stop it, only waiting for the executioner's blade to fall. That sense of powerlessness was so painful to watch!
Can hospitals offer a second person a half-price discount? Hahaha
Xiao Ji… Xiao Ji… I love this ending so much… it's so beautiful. Superman is such a great writer 😭😭😭
Is Xiao Ji finally going to break down?
Having finished watching, here are my thoughts on the characters. Worst: Qin Yubai. Most memorable: Ji Yao. Most heartwarming: Sheng Guangming. Most pitiful: Butler Wei. Most agreeable: The Doctor (never mind, I forgot the name right after reading it). Of all the male leads, the Doctor most respected Shuangshuang's choices and decisions. Um, except for the Cui Mian part...
It contains absolutely no meal replacements.
On my second viewing, I suddenly felt that Shuangshuang had been quite lenient, not letting Qin Yubai go bankrupt.
Delicious! This is the first time I've read a quick transmigration novel where I'm completely unmoved. It's opened the door to a whole new world for me.