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Ji Yexi transmigrates into an old-school, melodramatic danmei novel, becoming the deeply devoted, doomed-to-be-abandoned Number N cannon fodder by the male lead gong.
This cannon fodder is the film emperor male lead's secret, legally wedded spouse, but he's only a shield the male lead uses to deal with his family. He always keeps a low profile and has never been known to the media. Later in the novel, the male lead gets together with his white moonlight, and the cannon fodder is heartlessly dumped...
Ji Yexi: So this is an option?
I don't want to get together with him either!
Since he was going to get his heart broken in the end anyway, Ji Yexi packed his things and left on his very first day after arriving. He returned to the entertainment industry he knew and made a living as an offbeat Kuaishou relationship advice streamer. The kind who cusses out your whole family until you cry every day.
He never expected to go viral with his very first stream. Even more surprising, this was a novel where everyone was into BL, and it was full of rugged, handsome men. According to the author, every one of them was cooler, more badass, more flirtatious, and more obsessed with beauty than the last.
And the character Ji Yexi transmigrated into was actually the most handsome man in the book, though his looks had gone unnoticed.
Ji Yexi: ...
Then I guess I'll have to go wild!
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When the man who'd always clung to him suddenly said he wanted a divorce, Cheng Jingzhen finally noticed that his brothers, best friend, and rival were all circling around him. He'd even gotten an old-school film emperor to become his godfather?
Big Brother: Ji Yexi is actually a pretty decent guy.
Younger Brother: I'll be a fan of Brother Xi for life!
Best Friend: What are you doing to my little money tree? Let him go!
Rival: I'll make him a film emperor who surpasses you!
Cheng Jingzhen: ...
※Bonus Scene:
Official media outlet: Breaking news! Film Emperor Cheng's romance revealed. His partner is a rising young star in the industry, impossibly handsome and naturally photogenic!
Fans: Aaaah, I'm shipping this couple!
@Ji Yexi: It's a rumor. We're not dating. Don't believe it.
The ex-husband film emperor, who was desperately hoping to get close to him: ...
[Most Handsome in the Book | Shameless Without Realizing It | The Sassy Bottom Who Cusses Your Whole Family Awake Every Day x The True Lover Boy Gong Who Shows Up with Mary Sue Special Effects]
1. This work is set in a fictional world, and its characters are not based on real people. Please don't bring up real-life celebrities or other works in the comments.
2. The gong won't change. There will be a divorce, and the gong will chase his wife with a three-hundred-and-sixty-degree Thomas spin into a full-on tiger-style kneeling slide.
3. A satisfying, feel-good story. The bottom is career-focused and shines on his own throughout, with a natural crowd-pleaser buff. His special skill: putting the male lead in a situation where he's wearing the cuckold's hat.
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Gu Jingyuan is both handsome and accomplished, with the talent of a scholar and the looks of a once-in-a-century beauty. In the Great Yi Dynasty, he's hailed as a star of literature.
But at a glance, he looks eight-tenths like Emperor Yuwen's white moonlight.
Later, the star of literature abandons himself to become a seductive courtier who beguiles the emperor.
He's obedient and does everything the emperor says.
Everyone believes Gu Jingyuan is deeply in love with His Majesty.
Until Emperor Yuwen's white moonlight returns...
Gu Jingyuan remains sensible and obedient, unwilling to make things difficult for His Majesty.
He stretches, then asks to leave the capital: He's had enough sleep, repaid the emperor's kindness, and can finally have his freedom. He can finally leave, la la la!
The emperor: ???
Emperor Yuwen suddenly realizes that Gu Jingyuan doesn't want to follow him.
And Gu Jingyuan doesn't love him.
Later, the most powerful man in the empire falls to his knees.
[Sweet, Soft Appearance | Actually Heartless | Scum Bottom x Strong and Handsome | Truly Wretched | Violent Emperor Gong]
*I'm my own substitute. The bottom is the white moonlight, and the gong got it wrong.
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Jing Can has been handsome and good at school since childhood. He's always excelled at everything, except that his health is poor.
Now he's transmigrated into a tragic BE novel about a scum gong and a wretched bottom. He's become a despised, shameless bottom, but at least he's healthy and free of illness...
Former sickly weakling Jing Can: What are we waiting for? Time to go wild, and kick the scum gong flat on the spot while I'm at it!
He never expected to go out and wild on his very first day, then come home having given the scum gong the biggest cuckold's hat imaginable...
He accidentally charmed the scum gong's older brother, the book's ruthless, sinister villainous big boss.
And now... he can't get rid of him.
At a banquet, everyone sees Long Xiaowei, the current head of the Long family and their famously cold-blooded, aloof eldest son, elegantly and courteously offer the shameless bottom his hand. "May I have this dance?"
Later, Jing Can's shoelace comes undone.
Everyone witnesses the big boss personally bend down to tie it for him??
When they're alone, Long Xiaowei corners Jing Can against a wall. The handsome big boss's eyes glint with dangerous coldness. "You like my second brother? Hmm?"
Jing Can smiles brightly. "I don't like him. I like you."
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Second Young Master Long Bohan has always looked down on Yan Jingcan, the shameless bottom who throws himself at him. In his eyes, Yan Jingcan is just a dog.
But later, he realizes that things have changed.
Grandfather: Jing Can is capable. The Long family owes its latest project to him.
Second Uncle: A beauty this dazzling and refined actually likes you? Stop bragging!
His mother: You'd better show Jing Can some respect from now on. Can't you tell who calls the shots in the Long family?
Big Brother: Let me introduce you. This is your sister-in-law.
Long Bohan: ???
[All-Powerful, Heartless, Irresistibly Charming and Satisfying Bottom x Truly Unhinged, Devoted-to-His-Wife Gong]
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Is it necessary for so many people to nag? I saw it on the tweet account and I think it's very well written. I still like the author's style. I hope my wife will continue to work hard, hehe.
This article miraculously manages to be non-sweet from beginning to end. Gongshou doesn't have any sense of CP in the extras, as if he was forced to do business.
I bought this before, why do I have to buy it again when I change my phone?
The back part is the same as the outline.
Wonderful! It's just a little fast! It's pretty good to read as a comedy, right?
If I hadn't bought it all, I wouldn't want to read it.
Overall, it was okay. The progress in the front was slow and very funny. The progress will be very fast after that...
It's great, yeah, yeah, yeah, finally finished watching it!
Anyway, thanks for accompanying me!!! My wife is great!!!
Love love love love love love love love
Is it necessary for so many people to nag? I saw it on the tweet account and I think it's very well written. I still like the author's style. I hope my wife will continue to work hard, hehe.
This article miraculously manages to be non-sweet from beginning to end. Gongshou doesn't have any sense of CP in the extras, as if he was forced to do business.