I Have to Blow Through a Hundred Billion in Assets, and It's So Hard

[Complete. 1v1 romance, an extra-sweet treat. The couple's interactions make up 80% of the story. Not plot-driven.] Synopsis: [Beloved, theatrical bottom × extremely possessive, unhinged top] After being poor for eighteen years, Qi Yunshi was suddenly recognized and brought back to his wealthy family. The mansion was luxurious, and the rules were endless, but his billionaire father had only one demand: he had to spend five million yuan every month. Apparently, only this could keep the family prosperous for generations. Qi Yunshi: "You must be kidding me." Then came the monthly account audits. If he didn't spend all the money, the amount he had left would be posted in the family group chat for a "public execution"... Qi Yunshi complained, "You don't love me at all. You only love the money I spend!..." In the end, Qi Yunshi had no choice. He squatted by the roadside and wolfed down a giant jianbing worth a whopping 32 yuan. Don't ask. It's extravagance! * After returning to his wealthy family, Qi Yunshi suddenly learned that he was actually in a melodramatic revenge novel. The protagonist was his aloof, proud classmate, Gu Yuhang. Gu Yuhang was stunningly beautiful, but his fate was full of hardship. Forced to bounce between several scumbag tops, he suffered body and soul, and met a tragic end. Even Qi Yunshi couldn't bear to watch him suffer. As a minor character who only appeared a few times in the book, Qi Yunshi decided to help Gu Yuhang while he was at it. It was all for the sake of spending money, anyway. Especially after learning that scumbag tops number one through four would all have to treat him with the utmost respect and address him as Young Master Qi, Qi Yunshi had no qualms about showing everyone through his actions: Gu Yuhang is mine. Got it? Later, after the dust had settled, Qi Yunshi patted Gu Yuhang on the shoulder. "Don't take it to heart, bro. You're still you. You don't belong to anyone." "Mm." The handsome young man gazed deeply at him, his lips curving slightly and his eyes dark. "But... you belong to me." Qi Yunshi: ? * [Top's point of view:] After drifting through countless lifetimes alone, Gu Yuhang returned to his own world. Yet the world seemed just as dark and dull as ever. Until he met again the boy who had once given him sunshine... To me, heaven and earth are nothing but empty clouds. You are the only light among them. *A goofy, hilarious, super-sweet romance. Both leads are inexperienced. Sweetness+++++. Mainly about the protagonist's inability to spend money (?) and falling in love. Note 1: The top really is unhinged. He hates the world and thinks only the bottom is cute, so he's extremely possessive. Run if that's not your thing! Note 2: The bottom is the legitimate son who was recognized and brought back into a wealthy family partway through his life, and the whole family adores him... in an utterly over-the-top way. Note 3 [Important]: The author isn't good at writing synopses. This may look like a plot-driven power fantasy, but it's a romance, okay? The whole story is about the couple's interactions, with the plot in the background. If you're looking for a plot-driven story, please skip this one to avoid wasting your time. Kisses! [Important!] Note: Spend responsibly. If you have money, you can donate to charity. There's a reason the protagonist is required to spend money in the story, and he never actually squanders or wastes it. ※ Recommended completed novel of the same type: Married to the Villainous Brother of the Scum Top ※ Please add the upcoming historical romance Backup Lover, Again to your reading list! Synopsis: Dan Wuyan bears a System for Cannon Fodder and is tasked with playing the backup lover in books where the male lead is a scumbag. Being a backup lover isn't hard. The hard part is knowing where to draw the line... Every time, he accidentally goes from a lovesick puppy to someone's one true love. Fortunately, he can move to another world as soon as he completes a mission, so every time he unhesitatingly fakes his death and leaves. But just as he tries to take his role seriously and win over the world's number-one sword immortal... All the worlds he'd visited merge together. Dan Wuyan: ??? The sword immortal: ??? * Dan Wuyan's role in this world is that of a lovesick, sickly beauty and a useless weakling. His mission is to ignore everyone's scorn, stick close to the sword immortal, and show concern for him while coughing up blood. But after the worlds merge... The cold and violent ruler gets so angry that he coughs up blood too. "You used to be so brave, a match for ten thousand soldiers. How did you become so thin..." The sanctimonious righteous immortal lord's eyes glow red. "Master used to have boundless immortal power and be as tough as they come. Did he become like this because of that man?" The unreasonable, self-indulgent demon lord tries to carry him off. "You were once intersex. How can you consort with a human man... Aren't you afraid of getting pregnant?!" Dan Wuyan: "...How am I supposed to do my job now?" Dan Wuyan has no patience for these former "acquaintances": "Who are you? Get lost!" But people still notice that the useless weakling on Chongming Mountain has suddenly attracted a whole lot of admirers. Every one of them is well-connected, and they all compete to bow and kowtow to Dan Wuyan, begging forgiveness. #The lovesick persona has fallen apart# #The weakling persona has fallen apart too# [Top's point of view:] Snow covered the treetops. A cloud of blood burst from Dan Wuyan's body. A streak of red ran from his lips, but he didn't wipe it away. He only lifted his eyes and asked, "Is the sword immortal safe?" Ling Ji fell into the young man's eyes. The world said he was a born killer. Everyone feared him, dreaded him, and hated him. But Dan Wuyan was different. Dan Wuyan's eyes held nothing but love and concern for him. But later, Ling Ji learned that Dan Wuyan had done the same thing for countless others. He had looked at countless people with that same gaze. Faced with his love rivals showing up at his door, Ling Ji raised his sword. "Why not kill them all?" [Upcoming Novel 2: The Best Stock. Please add it to your reading list!] Synopsis: An accident left the husband I married by contract with something wrong in his head. He thought we were all living in a multiple-love-interest novel. I was the adored protagonist bottom, fought over by countless people, while he, although still my husband for now, was just a cannon-fodder top about to be written out. This gave me a terrible headache, because in his eyes, the people around us were either excellent stocks or cannon fodder. They all had the same goal. To kill him and have me all to themselves. And our situation had also become this: What I said: "Honey, it's time to take your medicine." What he heard: "Lang, it's time to drink your medicine~" Apparently, to avoid getting killed, he started fighting back with all his might and working hard, playing the part of a 24-karat, top-tier husband in hopes of becoming the best stock in the readers' eyes. A while later, our friends all noticed that my husband, who had always treated me with polite distance, had suddenly become extremely ambitious and clingy. Friend: "Has your husband fallen in love with you?" Me: "No, he's just acting out a real-life battle royale." Theme: Keep up with the times.