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DAn Wuyan is bound to a Cannon Fodder System. His job is to play the pitiful, devoted backup in books where the male leads are scumbags.
Things often go wrong during his missions.
Every time he's mistreated, he nearly ends up becoming the male leads' one true love.
Luckily, he can leave as soon as he completes his mission.
Dan Wuyan always makes his exit in the most tragic way possible.
When he dies, the scumbags suddenly come to their senses and regret everything.
Dan Wuyan leaves without a backward glance, determined to protect the plot and too lazy to look back.
...Then one day,
all the worlds he had visited merged into one.
And the scumbags came looking for him.
[System work log: On x/x/xxxx, the scum gong characters all encountered A Yan at the same time.]
Dan Wuyan: ?
*
In this world, Dan Wuyan's character is that of a lovesick, sickly invalid.
He is abused while begging the scum gongs to show him a little affection, all while acting like a useless wretch.
But after the worlds merge...
The cold, violent emperor was so furious he coughed up blood too: You were once so valiant, a match for ten thousand soldiers. How did you become so thin...?
The sanctimonious righteous immortal saw red: Master was once unmatched in immortal arts and as tough as they come. Did he become like this because of me?!
The inconsiderate, capricious Demon Venerable tried to snatch him away: My beloved, I was wrong!
Faced with these former "acquaintances" who kept disrupting everything, plot-focused Dan Wuyan gave them all a frosty reception: Who are you? Get lost!
But people still noticed that the useless wretch on Mingyang Mountain had suddenly gained a whole crowd of admirers.
Not only were these suitors all influential figures, they were also competing to bow and kowtow to Dan Wuyan, kneeling to apologize.
#The Useless Wretch Persona Has Crumbled#
#The Lovesick Persona Has Crumbled Too#
Dan Wuyan drew his blade with a cold expression: Fine. I'm done acting.
#All. Of. You. Die.#
[Alternate blurb:]
Demon Lord, emperor, immortal lord...
At first, each male lead thought A Yan belonged to him.
They could take him whenever they pleased, without having to cherish him.
Until the worlds merged and something called the Virtue Protection System went offline...
The male leads suddenly discovered that not only was the backup lover fake,
but even the lingering, intimate memories were fake.
None of them had ever possessed Dan Wuyan.
[Reading guide:]
1. Not quick transmigration. The scumbags all end up together in a chaotic battle for love, with multiple genuine crematorium arcs.
2. The scum gongs don't get equal screen time, and their order of appearance isn't set in stone.
3. Important: This is 1v1, with a true gong. No picking a favorite. All the scumbags who come looking for him, as well as the scumbag in the current world, are cannon fodder and will get a genuine crematorium arc. The true gong appears later. He never mistreated the shou, and their couple storyline is sweet.
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※Please add my upcoming novel My Husband Thinks He's a Throwaway Character in a Buy-the-Stock Novel to your library~
An accident suddenly scrambled the mind of the husband I married by agreement.
He thinks we all live in a buy-the-stock novel. I'm the heartthrob shou whom countless people fight over, while he, although currently my husband, is just a cannon-fodder gong who's about to be written out.
This gives me a huge headache, because in his eyes, everyone around us is either a promising stock or a major cannon fodder.
They all have the same goal:
To kill him and have me all to themselves.
And our situation has become this:
What I say: "Honey, it's time to take your medicine."
What he hears: "Dalong~ Time to drink your medicine~"
Apparently, to avoid getting killed, he started fighting back with all his might, working hard and playing the perfect husband, all in an effort to become the best stock in the readers' hearts.
After a while,
our friends all noticed that my usually polite and distant husband had suddenly become incredibly ambitious and clingy.
Friend: "Is your husband in love with you?"
Me: "No, he's just acting out a real-life version of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds."
*A hilarious, goofy story. The gong really is ill, and after falling ill, his possessiveness goes through the roof. He's not just trying to survive :)
※Please add my upcoming novel Then Let's Be a Sweet Little Alpha!! to your library~
Sheng Chao transmigrates from the 21st century into the future, becoming a handsome, wealthy Alpha with long legs.
On his first day, an O with fair skin and stunning looks gets him so worked up with their pheromones that he can barely walk.
Sheng Chao knows nothing at the time. He opens his mouth and bites, marking the O right then and there.
He thinks one bite won't matter.
But it turns out that's called a temporary mark! By interstellar law, an Alpha who marks an O has to take responsibility for the rest of their life!
Sheng Chao: 1551, what do I do? He only wants to be the one on the bottom, and can't make the little O happy.
But he doesn't want to be an irresponsible scum Alpha either!
Luckily, after looking into it, Sheng Chao discovers that aside from the strength of their pheromones, Os and Alphas are the same in every other way.
That gorgeous O with fair skin also has eight-pack abs and long legs.
And... the O has everything an Alpha has.
As a gay virgin from the 21st century who has only ever seen pigs run and never eaten pork, and whose experience is limited to one position, Sheng Chao decides this is easy to work out.
He lies flat in front of the O who comes looking for him: "I'm fine with anything. Top or bottom, it's just a position, right? You can take the lead from now on."
Yu Cheng: ...
Later, Sheng Chao is thoroughly marked by that O.
Only afterward does Sheng Chao learn that the O is the protagonist of a book, a super-incredible, overpowered king who rose from a commoner to become the marshal of the empire!
The king is brilliant at studying, fierce in a fight, ruthless, vindictive, and never lets anything go!
And he hates being an O more than anything, let alone being marked by an Alpha...
Sheng Chao is still shaken when he thinks about it: Good thing I lay flat early.
Yu Cheng: ...
Yu Cheng smiles and pinches the back of his theatrical little sweet Alpha's neck: Be good. Don't make a fuss.
Sigh, the truth really isn't like that at all.
Theme: Love everyone, trust a few, wrong no one.
I thought it was a grand worldview, but I didn't expect that it would turn into four carp spirits fighting among themselves. Hahahahaha, I laughed to death.
Finished with flowers
…,~,! I have always remembered the kindness and cultivated to the present level, but I have always remembered the promise.
The ending is full of flowers ~ I have read this book since I first published it. I was lucky enough to witness their love and accompany them until the end. It's really beautiful. I envy their love. Maybe not dying is not a burden to them. It is a kind of happiness, the happiness of being together for a long time, and the love that will never tire of them. Ying Xi has been waiting for tens of thousands of years for the person he loves day after day, and at the end of the movie, Dan Wuyan has gone through so many small worlds and has become more mature, realized his own feelings, and walked hand in hand with Ying Xi, making people enviable in both directions~
This book made me realize that the essence of love is not to wait there decadently, waiting for him to love you, but to be more qualified to express your feelings, try to catch up with him, reach the same height as him, and run in both directions. The biggest difference between these scumbags and Ying Xi is that Ying Xi doesn't care about age, status, ability, or worldly outlook. Love can easily solve these external material problems. Loving someone can tolerate everything about him. Ying Xi has done it. He is really worthy of having a wife, haha~
What the old woman described at the end was very story-telling. Perhaps she was once just a helpless woman, but now she has reached the stage of transcending tribulation and has become a state that many people cannot reach. The most important thing is that she did not give up waiting, but insisted on believing that Dan Wuyan would come to see her sooner or later as promised.
Although these scumbags and those vicious supporting characters let everyone see the sinister and selfish nature of the human heart, these supporting characters who died innocently, these innocent people are really kind and honest, hard-working and persistent for one thing. The trust between two people is always silent. The old woman believes that Dan Wuyan will keep her promise to eat the bowl of wontons, and Dan Wuyan also believes that the old woman is waiting. This cannot be expressed in words, it is trust from the heart. They are all very good people. I saw every living life in this book. They are well-shaped and make people sympathize. For example, those scumbags can't help but be scolded by everyone, while everyone can't help but feel sorry for Dan Wuyan. The ending is really beautiful. Although this article is over, their story is still going on. Ying Xi and Dan Wuyan will definitely live together for a long time! ! !
Time flies so fast from the long review I wrote a month ago to now, so when you live in this world, you must enjoy yourself in time and leave no regrets.
I said so much without realizing it, and I am very emotional. I hope everyone can meet a lover like Ying Xi who can give people a sense of security in their lives. See you again~
I really like this kind of real crematorium with no ashes left, Da Mo Do Mo Do
Ah, suddenly it turned into an internal fight between four carps.
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good, may they live in another world for a long time
It's so strange, why is there no price tag for all orders?
I like this kind of clear description of the crematorium. There are not many books of this type these days. Come on, madam!
Cat probejpg
Are big wrists better?
Suddenly I feel so emotional about the article I read two or three years ago. Now I look back and read it again. Oh my god, the author wrote it really well.
Is It Normal to Still Be Gay After Three Years of Marriage?
Madam, Young Master, He Is Widowed and Loves to Cry.
I Was Taken Away by My Date on the Love Show.
The Little Idiot's System Went Crazy (Quickly Travel)
The Weak and Widowed Husband Lost Her Character in the Baby's House
After Losing His Memory, He Became a Bitter Enemy.
Then Let's Be Little Sweet A!
The Best in the World Transformed into a Peerless Cauldron
What Does It Feel Like to Have to Kiss a Bad Guy?
Why Did My Cold-Blooded Husband Suddenly Become an Idiot?
I Have to Blow Through a Hundred Billion in Assets, and It's So Hard
I'm the Kid in a Runaway Pregnancy Novel
I thought it was a grand worldview, but I didn't expect that it would turn into four carp spirits fighting among themselves. Hahahahaha, I laughed to death.
Finished with flowers …,~,! I have always remembered the kindness and cultivated to the present level, but I have always remembered the promise.
The ending is full of flowers ~ I have read this book since I first published it. I was lucky enough to witness their love and accompany them until the end. It's really beautiful. I envy their love. Maybe not dying is not a burden to them. It is a kind of happiness, the happiness of being together for a long time, and the love that will never tire of them. Ying Xi has been waiting for tens of thousands of years for the person he loves day after day, and at the end of the movie, Dan Wuyan has gone through so many small worlds and has become more mature, realized his own feelings, and walked hand in hand with Ying Xi, making people enviable in both directions~ This book made me realize that the essence of love is not to wait there decadently, waiting for him to love you, but to be more qualified to express your feelings, try to catch up with him, reach the same height as him, and run in both directions. The biggest difference between these scumbags and Ying Xi is that Ying Xi doesn't care about age, status, ability, or worldly outlook. Love can easily solve these external material problems. Loving someone can tolerate everything about him. Ying Xi has done it. He is really worthy of having a wife, haha~ What the old woman described at the end was very story-telling. Perhaps she was once just a helpless woman, but now she has reached the stage of transcending tribulation and has become a state that many people cannot reach. The most important thing is that she did not give up waiting, but insisted on believing that Dan Wuyan would come to see her sooner or later as promised. Although these scumbags and those vicious supporting characters let everyone see the sinister and selfish nature of the human heart, these supporting characters who died innocently, these innocent people are really kind and honest, hard-working and persistent for one thing. The trust between two people is always silent. The old woman believes that Dan Wuyan will keep her promise to eat the bowl of wontons, and Dan Wuyan also believes that the old woman is waiting. This cannot be expressed in words, it is trust from the heart. They are all very good people. I saw every living life in this book. They are well-shaped and make people sympathize. For example, those scumbags can't help but be scolded by everyone, while everyone can't help but feel sorry for Dan Wuyan. The ending is really beautiful. Although this article is over, their story is still going on. Ying Xi and Dan Wuyan will definitely live together for a long time! ! ! Time flies so fast from the long review I wrote a month ago to now, so when you live in this world, you must enjoy yourself in time and leave no regrets. I said so much without realizing it, and I am very emotional. I hope everyone can meet a lover like Ying Xi who can give people a sense of security in their lives. See you again~
I really like this kind of real crematorium with no ashes left, Da Mo Do Mo Do
Ah, suddenly it turned into an internal fight between four carps.
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good, may they live in another world for a long time
It's so strange, why is there no price tag for all orders?
I like this kind of clear description of the crematorium. There are not many books of this type these days. Come on, madam!
Cat probejpg Are big wrists better?
Suddenly I feel so emotional about the article I read two or three years ago. Now I look back and read it again. Oh my god, the author wrote it really well.