The Little Red Riding Hood Strikes Back

Author's Weibo: Jinjiang Cranky Crab Blurb One: Little Red Riding Hood fell ill and had only a month left to live, so she decided to move into a hospice. Unfortunately, the staff there had an absolutely terrible attitude. "What kind of service is this?" Little Red Riding Hood fumed. "You're about to die. Why do you care about our attitude?" said the director. "So what if I'm about to die? I paid for this. I expect the best service!" Little Red Riding Hood fumed. "You're about to die. Why do you care whether the service is good or not?" said the director. "Could you stop saying I'm about to die every other sentence? Keep it up and I'll report you!" Little Red Riding Hood fumed. "You're about to die, yet you're so petty," said the director. Little Red Riding Hood burst into tears. "Congratulations, you've been hired by my company," said the director. The Underworld Group's Life Is Precious Branch welcomes you. What's a Fortune Global 500 company compared to us? Our headquarters are in the Underworld... = Blurb Two: The heroine is sick, so sick she's about to die, and she's moved into a hospice. The hospice director hands her a contract and says, "Here, sign this, and this man is yours." The heroine signs it. She's about to die anyway, so what could she possibly be afraid to do? = The hero is sick too. He's so sick he keeps wanting to kill himself. Hero: Why is there always a woman trying to seduce me whenever I attempt suicide? Warning: The writing is wild and uninhibited, and the logic doesn't hold together. Theme: