Huh? Someone Dug Up My Grave

When Lin Hanchang woke up, he discovered that an excavator had completely torn up his home. His body, which had remained incorruptible for ten thousand years, had also been carried off, coffin and all, by well-meaning onlookers and handed over to the state for a museum.

Lin Hanchang: “...”

People gawk at him every day. Doesn't he have any dignity?! Pay up!!

As a powerful zombie from a bygone era, he felt the malice of this new world. With no home and no money, he decided to borrow a body and be reborn, then head down the mountain to retrieve his own body...

Unexpectedly, as soon as he came down the mountain, he was tricked into joining a pyramid scheme.

Lin Hanchang: “...”

Can this world get any worse?!

A couple's monster-fighting story

Updates daily at 6 p.m.; the rest of the time is for fixing typos

Reader's guide:

1. One-on-one romance, bottom is the protagonist, happy ending

2. Badass zombie bottom x possessive, scheming, flirtatious top

3. The author writes whatever they want without thinking; if you don't like it, please don't flame them

4. Plot-focused, with monster-fighting and romance

5. The author doesn't produce plants, just transports them from nature

[Now updated: Every Day Is a Shura Field After I Transmigrated into a Book: I Think I Can Still Be Saved]

Le Yi is a super-capable bodyguard.

One day, he transmigrates into a book.

When he gets the script of a rich young master, he nearly laughs like a pig.

His happiness lasts less than three seconds before he discovers that

True Love is an old-school danmei novel tagged as angsty romance and forced love.

In the original, the male lead and the villain are constantly at odds. They both force the protagonist bottom into their grasp, and the three of them carry out the deranged creed of angsty romance: either you torment me, or I torment him. Not one of them is normal.

And he has some connection to all three of them.

The cruel and vicious villain was abused and humiliated by him when they were young, and he eventually drove the villain's family into bankruptcy and debt.

The domineering, wild male lead was nearly forced into sex by him, and he eventually got the male lead's father sent to prison.

The black-lotus protagonist bottom was repeatedly framed and sabotaged by him, and he eventually caused the protagonist to die in a car accident.

When he transmigrated into the book, he was kicking the villain, forcing himself on the male lead, and setting up the protagonist bottom.

Le Yi: “...”

I have something to say right now: fuck you :)

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