After Going Bankrupt, I Married an Evil God of Terror

● Powerful, terrifying nonhuman gong x bankrupt, money-loving human shou

● Comedy, absurd humor / third-person narration

My name is Cheng Yuan. I'm a bankrupt CEO.

I'm currently spending 88,888 yuan on a divine summoning talisman to summon an immortal and help me return to the top of the business world.

What?! You say I've been scammed? Impossible. How could a dignified former CEO like me get scammed?

Look, this handsome man is sizing up my twenty-square-meter rental, gripping my neck with one hand, and saying he'll swallow me whole. He's the God of Wealth I just summoned. No, wait, an evil god.

It's no big deal if I accidentally summoned an evil god. Anyone who helps me get back to the top and make a fortune is the God of Wealth.

I politely ask, "Big shot, would you like some tea?"

The evil god narrows his golden eyes. "What are you, why can you trap me, and what do you want?"

I touch the two horns on his forehead and smile without a word. I'm sure he can understand the longing in my eyes (not really).

Sure enough, look at how happy he is. His eyes have turned red.

Later, I discover those two horns aren't just horns. They're organs, too. This is awkward. Why doesn't he wear some pants!

I silently lower my hand. I never expected the evil god to refuse, insisting I touch them and specifically demanding that I do it every day.

Hmph, I'm a man of principles. How could I agree so easily? Fine, I agree, because the evil god says he'll grant one of my wishes every time I touch them.

In the end, I still bowed to money. Damn it.

Later still, the evil god doesn't just want me to touch his horns. He also wants to race at top speed with me and get added to my household register as my husband.

Hah, dream on! He doesn't even have an ID card.

I never imagined that in the end, he really would end up on my household register...

The evil god tosses out property deeds for a whole bunch of luxury castles and mansions, strings of keys to top-of-the-line cars, and screenshots showing deposits of hundreds of millions. "Is this enough?"

Does he think I'm the kind of person who has no ambition and bows to money?

I am.

I wrap both arms around his thick leg. "Money doesn't matter. I just think the words 'husband' suit you perfectly, right, honey?"

The evil god looks satisfied, bends down, and kisses my cheek affectionately. "Good boy."

Bonus scene

I accidentally summoned an evil god.

No big deal.

It's just...

Does anyone know how to let an evil god out? I think I've trapped him in my house.

He says he's in a bad mood and wants to eat me, and told me to wash up first.

What kind of body wash should I use?

Please answer soon, it's urgent.

#The story of how I worshipped a god and accidentally trapped him in my house#

#What to do after summoning the wrong evil god: he says he'll eat me, sob#

#I tamed a terrifying evil god by touching his horns#

● Powerful, terrifying nonhuman gong x bankrupt, money-loving human shou

● Absurd, anything-goes fun story, just enjoy it and don't overthink the logic

● Lots of personal worldbuilding x3 (important, so it's said three times)

● The shou may have a everyone-loves-him quality. Don't read if that's not your thing.

● The blurb is in first person, the story is in third person.

[Blurb written on 2022.5.11, screenshot saved]

Theme: Face difficulties head-on, persevere through hardship, fear no suffering, and live with optimism.