The Movie Emperor Is Jealous Again Today

It's not well written, so don't read it [Blurb] Actor Wei Zhishu is an atheist with the ability to see spirits. He firmly believes that souls are merely a phenomenon beyond the scope of nature, and that spirits don't exist. As for exorcists and the like, they're all frauds and charlatans. That is, until the exorcist Luren Fan shows up... Wei Zhishu: A-Fan, there are so many nasty things in my room. It's terrifying. I'm scared. I want to sleep with you. Luren Fan: ??? Since when have you ever been scared? Wei Zhishu: Right now. The "nasty things" trembling under Wei Zhishu's oppressive aura: ... Bonus scene After Wei Zhishu did this and that to Luren Fan, Luren Fan was so angry he blocked Wei Zhishu and declared that he'd hate him for the rest of his life. A few days later. A drunk Wei Zhishu stumbled in through the front door. Luren Fan had forgotten they were giving each other the cold shoulder, so he hurried over to support him. Wei Zhishu, however, pulled him into a tight embrace and mumbled softly, "Please don't hate me, okay?" Luren Fan's health bar emptied. The next day, he lay in bed with a sore back, questioning his life choices. Reading guide: 1. Younger love interest, bottom's perspective, happy ending 2. A snarky exorcist bottom x a tsundere, awkward, easily flustered top 3. Plot and romance unfold together 4. This is completely made-up nonsense. The setting is pure invention, so don't take it personally. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. [Updated: After Transmigrating into a Book, Every Day Is a Shura Field: I Think I Can Still Salvage This] Leyi is an exceptionally capable bodyguard. One day, he transmigrated into a book. When he got the script of a rich young master, he nearly laughed like a pig. His happiness lasted less than three seconds before he realized True Love is an old-school danmei novel tagged with tragic romance and forced love. In the original, the male lead and the villain are bitter rivals, both trying to force the protagonist bottom into a relationship. The three of them are deeply committed to the deranged principle of melodramatic angst: either you torment me or I torment him. Not one of them is normal. And somehow, all three of them are connected to him. The vicious, volatile villain was bullied and humiliated by him as a child, and Leyi eventually drove his family into bankruptcy and debt. The domineering, wild male lead was nearly forced into sex by him, and Leyi eventually got his father sent to prison. The scheming protagonist bottom was repeatedly framed and sabotaged by him, and Leyi eventually caused him to die in a car accident. When Leyi arrived, he was kicking the villain, forcing himself on the male lead, and setting up the protagonist bottom. Leyi: "..." I've got one thing to say, and it's "screw this" :) Here's one of my completed novels: Huh? Someone Dug Up My Grave Theme: