● This story got really hard to write later on, and I ran out of inspiration. I can only unlock it with paid chapters now. I'm sorry, everyone, orz. When I have time, I'll reorganize the outline and keep writing, orz.
● Check out my upcoming novel, "After Playing the Cannon-Fodder Second Male Lead in Four Angsty Novels at Once"
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Ji Qingjiu transmigrates into the body of a flirtatious green tea who is about to get caught.
On the surface, the original owner is innocent and pure, but in reality he has countless backup options. He makes money by stringing along wealthy men he meets online. After toying with their feelings, he eventually gets exposed in a chaotic showdown and dies.
When Ji Qingjiu arrives, the original owner is flirting with one of his backup options at the dinner table, while beneath the table his toes have already crept up the man's biological older brother's trouser leg.
Ji Qingjiu: ...Grass is a plant.
2
But Ji "Master of Reclaiming the Sea" Qingjiu isn't afraid in the slightest. He somehow turns the original owner's online flings into employers who pay him.
To the wealthy CEO, Ji Qingjiu: Send me 500 million. Let's see what you've got.
To the web novelist, Ji Qingjiu: Did you write today's update?
To the famous artist, Ji Qingjiu: Could you give me one of your paintings?
To the world champion, Ji Qingjiu: You there? Let me see your abs.
To the elite lawyer, Ji Qingjiu: Get divorced and bring the three kids.
To the top-tier star, Ji Qingjiu: Could I get an autograph? (He pulls out a ten-meter-tall wholesale poster.jpg.)
CEO / novelist / artist / champion / lawyer / star: ???
Thanks to Ji Qingjiu's outstanding "professional" skills, he successfully avoids the chaotic showdown.
He earns a fortune, fakes his death, abandons the account, and logs off.
As long as the six of them don't meet up and talk about his secret identities, he'll never get caught.
Perfect. √
3
A famous interview show about wealth launches, and the production team specially invites six top tycoons as guests.
To get things going, the host asks, "Tell us about the online friend who left the deepest and most unusual impression on you."
Wealthy CEO: He overcame his illness and stayed by my side through my company's financial crisis.
Web novelist: He was seriously ill, but he kept encouraging me to update.
Famous artist: He's the only person who understands my work.
World champion: He was especially concerned about my health and even sent me a blessed gemstone.
Elite lawyer: He carved a gemstone for me with his own hands.
Top-tier star: He gave me a gemstone too. I wear it all the time.
The camera cuts to the sapphire set in his pendant. It's beautiful, and... awfully familiar.
"..."
The air suddenly goes still.
The atmosphere grows a little strange. The host calmly tries to save the situation: "You're all still in touch, of course. That's wonderful."
The six tycoons exchange complicated looks and say in unison, "He's dead."
???????
An eerie silence falls over the studio.
The viewers watching the livestream across the internet fall silent too.
Far across the ocean,
a handsome man watching the show by chance presses his lips together and takes the keepsake his lover gave him from a drawer.
It is a one-of-a-kind heart-shaped gemstone, supposedly carved by his lover over the course of three months. It symbolizes their love, which will never fade.
In reality, it was 9.9 yuan with free shipping from Taobao, and the seller even offered a two-yuan cashback for a positive review.
Man: "..."
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Bonus scene
At the engagement banquet of the Lu family, one of the most powerful wealthy families in the capital, celebrities and socialites gather. Eight people suddenly run into one another.
Six tycoons: Weren't you dead? :)
Current partner: Care to explain? :)
Ji Qingjiu, at the center of the storm, desperately keeps his cool: Hear me out! No, I mean... let me explain!
# As long as I fill in the sea fast enough, it can't catch up with me #
# I just care about every one of my employers equally, lol #
# I made six salaries at once, and after I got caught, my employers started fighting over me #
# Stop fighting, stop fighting! If you're going to fight, go fight in the sea #
● A ridiculously funny, offbeat and goofy bottom x a buttoned-up, abstinent CEO top
● The top is completely straight at first. He's a straight man, so proceed with caution if that's a dealbreaker.
● The bottom is very popular and everyone loves him. Please don't read if that's not your thing, thank you!
● Blurb written on 2022.10.26
Upcoming novel: "After Playing the Cannon-Fodder Second Male Lead in Four Angsty Novels at Once"
Lin Yu spent five years as a stand-in for Qin Mian's first love, without a shred of dignity.
During those five years, Qin Mian's friends mocked him as a pathetic simp, Qin Mian's entire family humiliated him as a shameless lowlife, and a rich young man pursuing Qin Mian slapped and beat him until he was almost completely deaf in his left ear.
In the end, when Qin Mian's first love fell ill and needed Lin Yu's blood to survive, Lin Yu offered it with both hands, without a word of complaint.
Like a lovesick dog, he gladly gave everything he had for Qin Mian.
But Qin Mian merely cast a cold glance at him, gaunt and withered on his hospital bed, and said as if granting him a favor, "A-Xi still needs a pair of eyes. Give him yours, and I might let you stay by my side."
Utterly heartless.
Later, on the day Qin Mian and Lin Xi got engaged, the blind Lin Yu died miserably and alone in the hospital. Even his coffin was donated by a kind stranger.
When Qin Mian heard the news, he sneered. "He was just a stand-in. So what if he died?"
Qin Mian thought only an insignificant stand-in had died. Now that the real person had returned, he no longer needed a substitute.
Even though he knew Lin Yu loved him more than life itself, would do anything for him, and would always wait in the same place for him to look back.
But later, the vermilion mole became a mosquito bite, and the white moonlight became a grain of rice.
Yet in the middle of the night, the image that most often appeared in his mind was that slender, frail figure.
He began to regret it endlessly, consumed by pain and despair, and even knelt before the grave, sobbing uncontrollably as he begged Lin Yu to visit him in his dreams.
Then he discovered that three or four other men were also kneeling before the same tombstone, consumed with regret.
With him there, it was getting a little crowded.
Qin Mian: "?"
Them: "?"
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Lin Yu is a star employee of the transmigration bureau, undefeated in every assignment. Because the bureau is severely short-staffed, he is forced to play supporting roles in all four romance plotlines of the same book, pushing the story forward.
Stand-in angst plotline: He is the walking blood bank whom a cold-hearted CEO sees as a substitute for his white moonlight.
Fake heir plotline: He is the vicious fake young master who mocks the returning real heir as a bumpkin.
Campus romance plotline: He is the invisible roommate in the university dorm shared by the main couple.
Caged songbird plotline: He is the frail caged songbird kept in a mansion by a possessive, obsessive tycoon.
At first, the plot progresses smoothly. But at some point, things start to change:
The cold-hearted CEO, who was supposed to torment him body and soul for the sake of his white moonlight, torments the white moonlight's entire family until they are homeless instead.
The scheming real heir, whom Lin Yu had slapped hard across the face, holds his hand and asks with concern whether his hand hurts.
The main couple, who are supposed to fall in love on campus, corner him in the dorm and insist that he choose between them.
The obsessive tycoon, who was only supposed to keep him as a caged songbird for fun, searches the whole country for renowned doctors and vows to cure his disabled legs.
Lin "Faking a limp with absolutely no real feelings" Yu sits up in the middle of the night: What is wrong with them? Are they crazy?
Theme: Face adversity with unwavering determination, strive with all your might, and stand on your own.
This is not going to be a trap, right...
2.15-4.8, 53 Days have passed. Are the readers who spend money to buy it very good people? If you abandon the pit, please return the money.
Is there no fixed update time for this book?
About five or six years ago, I read her short stories submitted to "Taozhiyaoyao" magazine, and I particularly liked her writing style. In recent years, I found her account through the name of the magazine. I was very interested when I saw this serial. It was the first time to follow the serial. Now I go to Jinjiang just to read this serial, but the update was interrupted 😭 😭 😭 Don't leave. [Hold your thighs] [cry] You can write an outline and let me brainstorm [hug your thighs] 🙏
So, what's going on? Why did it last for 4 months? Is my wife sick?
Come on, it's been a month
If not, at least put up a leave request note. . . .
If you're really that busy, just hang up a note asking for leave. It won't hurt.
Cry to death, don't just give up, take a good rest, I click on Jinjiang now just to see if you have any updates
[Afraid] Damn, you won't write this book anymore? I'm afraid of getting points back when I solve v [Afraid]