[Naruto] I'm Going to Kill You, Damn It!

A story about someone who, like the narrator, isn't afraid to get himself killed, watching various couples and getting stuffed full of romantic fluff.

The runaway Rizhòng picks up a ghost

Brown hair, purple makeup marks beneath her eyes

She smiles and treats him gently

But one day

An orange spiral mask snatches her away;

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Rizhòng gets an enemy

A cult-promoting fanatic, an immortal man with slicked-back silver hair

He'll stab him in the kidney and try to recruit him into his cult

But one day

A money-grubber with red-and-green eyes snatches him away;

…

Rizhòng discovers he has two younger clan cousins

Maximum cool factor, black hair, rabbit-like eyes

They act cute (?) and get all pouty

But one day

The older one gets snatched up by a curly-haired guy

And the younger one runs off with a blond guy of his own accord

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Rizhòng: MMP!

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Little angels, join the group: Red Scythe Live Room

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