[Crossover] The Protagonist Is Always Taught a Lesson

My dream is to become the number one villain!

My unwavering resolve moved the heavens. When I woke up, I found an egg in my bed.

It had a black shell with a white X on it.

I suddenly understood. I had awakened the superpower to lay eggs!

But it was completely useless for helping me become the number one villain.

Just as I was about to drop it into my instant noodles and eat it, the thing inside hatched, perhaps out of sheer will to survive.

It said it was my Guardian Character, the ideal "number one villain," and that it could help me fulfill my wish.

So we set out to pursue our dream!

Protagonist: HOMRA? Just a bunch of street punks!

Protagonist: ...Sorry to bother you!

Protagonist: The Port Mafia? Just a rabble of nobodies!

Protagonist: ...Sorry to bother you!

Protagonist: Kusuo Saiki? Just an ordinary middle schooler!

Protagonist: ...Sorry to bother you!

Protagonist: The Black Organization? Just a liquor factory selling bootleg booze!

Protagonist: ...Sorry to bother you!

Protagonist: The Boss of the Vongola just graduated high school, and I heard he's a good-for-nothing. I'll take him out and boost my reputation!

Protagonist: ...Sorry to interrupt your world-saving! orz!

In short, this is the story of a ridiculous protagonist who flawlessly avoids every right move and blindly pursues his dream, one step at a time, straight toward the most disastrous of all pitfalls.

Note: This is a goofy comedy with no logic! Don't use your brain while reading!

The protagonist's buff, "charisma of a leader," currently lets him win over low-level delinquents and earn their loyalty, turning them into goofballs.

Yep, the kind you often see in anime, three punks teaming up to bully the weak.

Author's reader group: Red Kill Live Room