Three Cheats

There are three kinds of beings in this world capable of destroying it or saving it. They are: The Chinese transmigrator Long Aotian. The ordinary Japanese high school boy. The American homeless veteran. One day, these three ended up together. Do you know the terror that cannot be named, described, or looked at directly? Editing, muting, and holy light. - By an ordinary Japanese high school boy who would rather not give his name Even if you're an evil god, I'll still O you. - By a Mary Sue guest from the girls' section You Asians sure do run some bian tai (gentlemanly) games. - By a homeless man from some country who wanted to tear up his character sheet on the spot You can't pass review if you make it too Lovecraftian. You people just don't get it! As long as it's fun, that's all that matters! - By a Long Aotian who knows the review system inside and out 1. This is a Lovecraftian story with very little Lovecraft in it. Talking about combat power with comedic characters is asking for trouble. 2. The in-story System is based on a heavily modified version of CoC TRPG. It's been modified beyond recognition. You don't need to have played it to enjoy this, but if you have, don't take it too seriously. This is not a tabletop role-playing story!! This is not a tabletop role-playing story!! This is not a tabletop role-playing story!!! [That's three times for emphasis. It borrows tabletop gaming jokes, but it is not a tabletop game!] 3. A script-like, pseudo-tabletop game, with overpowered characters making out-of-game remarks and jokes flying everywhere... Talking about rules with comedic characters is asking for trouble. 4. Please don't make the comedic characters fall in love, either.