Please Stop Pretending to Be a Newbie [Infinite]

[Next up: Forbidden Book Catalog [Infinite], please add it to your collection!] The first step after a Celestial Master retires is to find a scenic place to vacation and enjoy old age, facing the sea as spring blossoms bloom. The first step after a retired Celestial Master gets dragged into a horror game is to find someone strong enough to lean on. The strong one handles killing ghosts and bringing home the bacon, while he takes care of blooming toward the sea. In reality, he can punch an evil ghost into oblivion. The viewers in his livestream just want to grab him by the shoulders and shout: Please stop pretending to be a newbie! Later, as the viewers stared in bewilderment and confusion, Shen Qingcheng finally pulled out his peachwood sword and yellow talismans, looking annoyed. Can't you let me have two peaceful days? This crappy game is ruining my retirement! Strong protector: ? A dramatic actor who loves to perform vs. a quiet, dependable man 1. The style is just like the blurb, not scary. 2. Livestream story, with a few viewer comments. [Please add Forbidden Book Catalog [Infinite] to your want-to-read list!] With eyes that see both yin and yang and an unusually light birth chart, he was frail all his life and would die by the age of thirty at the latest. That was the fortune-telling verdict a certain sage gave Shen Qianqiu when he was six. A life as brief as a mayfly, born in the morning and dead by night. So when Shen Qianqiu was swept into the life-and-death infinite game Forbidden Book Catalog, everyone thought he was about to die. That included the local ghosts and monsters, who drooled at the thought of his sweet flesh and soul. And then... Ghosts and monsters: ??? Wait, who was it that had us fooled so completely?! Who's the one cutting down little monsters with a single slash?! Frail and sickly? Sure, I'll believe that! Shen Qianqiu: *cough cough* Trust me, I'm really frail :) Qi Wu first noticed Shen Qianqiu because of his extraordinary sensitivity to ghosts. Later, when Shen Qianqiu kept slinging an arm around his shoulders, he began to notice the man's handsome face, slender waist, long legs... and interesting soul. Qi Wu: He must be in love with me. Shen Qianqiu: Of course. We're good bros, after all. ☆A self-proclaimed straight guy who loves courting death, the bottom vs. a gay man who knows it and loves life, the top Theme: