I Don't Want to Be the Heroine

[Contains a lot of Hisashi content. The story has been complete for a long time and will not be revised. Not recommended. Read at your own risk.]

Soga Yan was born with pink hair. Her life is surreal, and she's accident-prone.

She's got all the standard features of a heroine.

That means she should have sixteen Heart Eggs in elementary school, meet a down-on-his-luck prince from another world in middle school, and bond with QB in high school.

To avoid becoming a heroine, Soga Yan has worked hard ever since she was little.

She kicked the magic mirror into a storm drain, left the blond prince by the roadside to die, and tore up her admission letter from the magic academy.

But before she knew it, Soga Yan was surrounded by all kinds of strange people.

A certain bandage-wasting device keeps asking her to commit double suicide.

The gravity user from the Port Mafia, who wears a hat, takes her for a spin in a deathtrap car every day.

The U.A. student with the durian head is always threatening to blow her up.

Her half-cold, half-hot hot-pot classmate is always flirting with her.

Beating up the League of Villains, Soga Yan looks up with her magic wand slung over her shoulder.

She's getting farther and farther from her original goal again today.

Soga Yan, who originally wanted to be an ordinary person, finally understands one day.

-- In our country, ordinary people are supposed to save the world. (Not really.)

-- If I can't be an ordinary person, I'll just be an ordinary hero.

○ The heroine's Quirk is magical girl. The story starts with her enrollment at U.A.

○ The pink-hair joke: In some manga and novels, heroines have unnaturally pink hair, so pink is the color of the heroine (ma-li-su).

○ There are no Heart Eggs, and she doesn't bond with QB! The blurb is just playing with jokes about Shugo Chara! and Madoka Magica heroines having pink hair.

[The main story is complete. The Boss Dazai route's bonus chapters are being updated.]

[For the Hat Rack route ending, go to the author's profile and find the Pink-Haired Heroine branch ending.]

[The Armed Detective Agency Dazai route is on standby and coming soon.]

[New story is underway, pairing with Chuuya]

Crossover: The Hat-Wearing Guy's Girlfriend Is 184 Centimeters Tall

The gravity user has found the woman he loves, who has the most adorable height difference from him.

She's gentle, beautiful, and lovable...

How perfect!

The Port Mafia is stunned by that description.

"Please take off those rose-colored glasses!"

His beloved is 184 centimeters tall, and her surname is infamous: Wagatsuma.

-- There are no weaklings in the Wagatsuma family.

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After Natsue is expelled from U.A., she crosses the line between day and night and joins the Port Mafia.

While saving (making money off) the dying (the injured) and helping (taking advantage of) them (for a living) at the Port Mafia, Natsue gains status, money, and a boyfriend.

But that's not enough for her.

After returning from a mission one day, the Hat Rack finds his partner gone, his car blown up, and his girlfriend on the run.

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