[Li the Useful Sidekick is back in "Transmigrating into a School Disciplinarian [Quick Transmigration]". You know what I mean (hint, hint)]
[It's finished! It's finished! Any new updates you see are just typo fixes! Please leave comments and add it to your favorites!]
Li Ranxi turned on the TV, overwhelmed by the sheer number of domestic TV dramas and movies.
But as everyone knows, out of ten domestic productions, one is decent, three are mediocre, four are awful, and two are truly atrocious.
Li Ranxi: How can anyone make something this bad? Do the director and screenwriter have brain stones big enough to keep an entire quarry in business?
She strongly suspected these awful productions were made to punish society!
But after she finished ranting, she somehow got bound to some moronic System that made her fix these terrible productions.
She gave up. So now, if you complain about a refrigerator, you have to be able to make it cool things yourself?
With no other choice, Li Ranxi followed the useless, brainless System into one awful production after another.
[First terrible movie] "Ouija Board Fairy vs. The Mummy"
Li Ranxi: Did they make these effects with their feet? Miss Ouija Fairy, you're clipping through the scenery!
[Second terrible movie] "Ex-Wife, I Love You!"
(This world is full of truly foul language. Noncombatants, beware. Feel free to skip straight to the next one.)
Li Ranxi: Is everyone here an idiot? If hitting people with a car weren't illegal, I'd run you all over!
[Third terrible movie] "The Years Gone By"
Li Ranxi: Two high schoolers playing at tragic, tortured love? You have too little homework. Here's some more!
[Fourth terrible movie] "For Whom Do the Peach Blossoms Bloom?"
Li Ranxi: A substitute? A heart gouged out? Amnesia? And you ask for whom she blooms? Bloom for the hole in your brain!
[Fifth terrible movie] "The Blooming Lilacs"
Li Ranxi: These are blooming flowers from the underworld. I've never seen a protagonist so deserving of a beating. Get lost!
1. Reader advisory: This is an author-stream-of-consciousness novel, mainly about the heroine's snarky commentary and arguments. She's a thick-headed loudmouth, and the System is a useless idiot. This isn't a serious plot-driven Quick Transmigration story. Just have a laugh, okay? (Even if you don't laugh, remember to be polite and agreeable. Li can kowtow to everyone for you.)
2. This is also known as The Wacky Adventures of Li, the Thick-Headed Useful Sidekick. (Thick-headed means thick-headed, so feel free to point out typos, but please don't get angry over them! (kowtow))
3. It only borrows the tropes of TV dramas and movies. The plot is original.
4. Visit the author's profile and save more wild ideas to your favorites!
"Transmigrating into a School Disciplinarian [Quick Transmigration]". You know what I mean (hint, hint).
Coming soon: "Beating Up the Male Lead in a Tragic Romance [Book Transmigration]"
If one day you were walking down the street and suddenly transmigrated into a novel, becoming the female lead in a tragic romance, what would you do?
Would you panic and cling to the leads? Make a fortune and experience life? Find a supporting male character to date?
Jiang Chengfan sneered. "I don't want any of that. I just want to beat up the domineering CEO male lead, then give the heroine the phone number for the women's federation and tell her to protect her kidneys."
But no one told her tragic romances could have crossover editions.
Jiang Chengfan was the leading female supporting character in both tragic romances. She fell into deep thought. Were trashy male leads really so popular these days?
They clearly hadn't yet been taught a lesson by the iron fist of socialism!
Jiang Chengfan: I'm sorry, original heroine. I'm about to start tearing into your male leads!
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Great author, this article is very enjoyable. The heroine has a very positive outlook on life, especially her breath is fragrant. If it turns into a substantial attack, Kuang Kuang's health tank will be cleared to a negative value! I hope DaDa can produce some content with longer chapters. Support Da Da and support the original version! Come on!
Finished with flowers~(?∵`)
I just found out today that it's finished. You finished it too quickly. You haven't written 350,000 words yet. If you write 350,000 words, you can go to wireless, and you can have more channels to make money. It's so well written, and it's very satisfying. What a pity. Also, you actually added a mask on the cover, hhhhhh, so thoughtful.
Xiao Li, it's almost time, when are you going to send me your mouth (dog head)
Finished spreading flowers! I missed the first batch of flowers, and I regret it. In fact, I have a bold idea. If Xiao Li had a CP or a best friend to wear it together, a hot guy with a strong force value report, one would be responsible for scolding, and the other would be responsible for the big ones, wouldn't it be a lot easier, and Xiao Li wouldn't have to be so tired.
I want to see through the world of Infinite Streaming. Some of the protagonists are really stupid and it's embarrassing to pretend to be cool.
It's too fast, oh oh oh oh oh, I can't bear to leave Xiao Li
Madam, Madam, it looks great, thank you to the author for your hard work
Don't really like Xiao Li too much hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha