We've Been Married for Ten Years!

Also known as Today, the Plot and the Author Are Both Ridiculous and How to Find Warmth in Each Other When You're All Nuts in a Normal World Two trending posts on a well-known forum: "Help! My wife has been obsessed with a cover singer lately and won't pay attention to me. I'm an actor who can't carry a tune! Urgent, waiting online!" "Help, my wife doesn't want to hear me sing love songs to him anymore. He's fallen for an actor who's ugly as sin. What should I do?" Bystanders: Showing off your love through multiple personalities is supposed to be impressive? I'm kicking over this bowl of dog food and making a post of my own! Yang Yue, the split personality: Honey, which one do you love, the lively and cheerful Yang Yueyue or the steady and reliable Yang Yue? Lu Xu: ... Much later: "You have no idea how hilarious Yang Yue's face was when he asked which personality I loved and I said neither!" Every time he tells the story, Lu Xu gets so worked up he wants to stand up from his wheelchair. Reader's Guide: 1. Yang Yue is the top x Lu Xu is the bottom. The top isn't ugly, he's ridiculously handsome and capable. "Ugly as sin" and "can't carry a tune" are self-deprecating jokes. The bottom isn't disabled; the wheelchair is a running gag. 2. One main couple and two secondary couples. This is a story about three pairs of nutcases finding warmth in each other in a world of normal people. 3. The logic in this story is moving. Please don't criticize if it's not your thing. ●|￣|_ 4. The entertainment industry is fictional and doesn't reflect reality. Please add my author page to your collection =3= [Completed works from the author's page] How Do I Deal With All Five of My Top Lovers Showing Up at My Door? Blurb: Help! I don't want to be locked in a room! Whatever My Wife Says Is Right [Quick Transmigration]. Blurb: I love my wife. I Never Wanted to Start a Storm of Blood and Wind. Blurb: Taking the Honor of Kings System to livestream in the post-apocalyptic world. Little Cutie. Blurb: A short forum-style story in the girls' love section. Weibo: Jinjiang_Zhemeiyuanshan Theme: