The Sea God Refused to Save Me, the Miser

[Blurb]

Didn't I just use Alipay to buy a talking scallop and bring it home to steam? How did the whole story suddenly take a turn, bringing out a seriously deranged sea god, and then somehow I became a stepping stone for someone else to get home...?

Reader's guide:

1. A vain, haughty exiled sea god top x a broke, bankrupt bottom with a mouth full of snark

2. Sweet, funny, and joyful

3. Updated promptly at 12:30 a.m. every night

4. If you like it, tap to favorite the story and follow the author. XOXO

5. A long story, currently updating

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