Might Makes Miracles

This is a novel you can read without using your brain: an airheaded, rich, dimwitted top x a rugged, powerful Northeastern bottom.

Dai Li has no particular strengths, except that he's strong. Mr. Xiao is rich, stupid, and uneducated. He claims to be a straight-as-steel man, but bends faster than anyone. He has a split personality: his main personality is a "harmless little tiger," and his other personality is a "wild wolf who rules heaven and earth."

One day, Mr. Xiao's mother went to the gym to find Dai Li. "I don't approve of you two being together. Here's thirty million..."

Dai Li punched the punching bag and sent it bursting apart. "What was that, Auntie?"

Mr. Xiao's mother: "...How about I give it to you as a betrothal gift? If that's not enough, I'll add another thirty million..."

After marriage:

Mr. Xiao: "Honey, I love you. I'll give you the whole world."

Dai Li: "Go ahead, then."

Dai Li (bottom), Mr. Xiao (top)

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