The Joys of Youth

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Gu Tingpei, the aloof top student who always comes first on every exam, is the envy of the whole school. Everyone wants him to tutor them before exams, but the top student has coldly declared, "I'm not interested in anyone who ranks below tenth place."

Then one day, he saw Shen Xin at a bar, selling drinks in a lace miniskirt.

Top student: Those pretty hands would be wasted if they weren't doing homework.

Shen Xin: ????

And so Shen Xin somehow ended up with one-on-one tutoring from the top student.

No one would ever have guessed that one day the usually stone-faced academic ace would corner Shen Xin in a blind spot of the library's security cameras and ask in a low voice, "Why are you skipping class again?"

Shen Xin, eyes red, tried to make excuses. "My buddy got bullied by students from another school. As the leader, I have to go back him up."

The top student grabbed his chin. "Does your buddy know you've cried in my bed?" (He'd actually cried because he couldn't solve a problem.)

Shen Xin: "..."

Some people seem like aloof top students, but secretly covet the underachievers.

Some people seem like fierce, foul-tempered underachievers, but have a row of miniskirts in their closets.

Later, Shen Xin said, "I made it into the top ten. What's my reward?"

The top student calmly produced a gift box. When Shen Xin opened it, there was a miniskirt inside.

Shen Xin: "Get lost! I'm so mad, I'm so mad, I'm so mad, I'm so mad!!"

A loud, bad-tempered, easily provoked cross-dressing underachiever shou x an excellent student who seems aloof and abstinent but secretly lusts after other people's bodies

Notes:

1. Both main characters are 18 or older.

2. The high school life in the story is based on the author's memories of high school, so it may differ from high school life today.

3. The main characters are humanities students.

Upcoming story: My Crush Moved Next Door, and Every Day Is So Exciting

I

Rumor has it that the wealthy President Shen, worth tens of billions, is severely homophobic. Men and women who try to win him over all get rejected. Paparazzi have followed him for years without finding a single scandal, and people have long assumed he has no interest in sex.

Then one day, his neighbor's younger brother came home. The next day, paparazzi photographed the younger brother moving into Shen Chang's home. On the third day, they caught Shen Chang and the neighbor's younger brother coming and going together. A month later, they photographed Shen Chang pinning the younger brother against a wall and kissing him in a hotel corridor.

Everyone: "...So much for being homophobic. So much for having no interest in sex."

II

Lian Qingyu, a doting older brother, couldn't stop worrying about his handsome younger brother at home before leaving on a business trip, so he entrusted him to his good friend Shen Chang for a few months.

Who could have guessed that Shen Chang, a confirmed homophobe for years, would... somehow be turned gay by his younger brother?

So, months later, while having dinner with Shen Chang, Lian Qingyu said, "My younger brother is the best in the world. I wonder which dog will get lucky enough to marry him someday."

Shen Chang, who had just thoroughly ravished his younger brother: "...Should I... bark for you?"

Theme: Even underachievers can get into college