I Heard You Want to Punish Me

Question: How do you win over someone who’s truly aloof? Jiang Yi’s answer: Be twisted, obsessive, and crazy. Don’t be afraid of pain. Power couple. A story about a deranged little lunatic who keeps acting up, only to get pinned to the ground by an aloof man who fights violence with violence. Jiang Yi is the spoiled heir of a nouveau riche family: a good-for-nothing playboy who puts himself first and hurts others without a second thought. His terrible reputation has spread throughout City C, making him a disgrace to his generation. He’s also a lunatic. Ji Jiushhao is an aristocratic heir, born into a family with impeccable credentials. He’s blessed with status, looks, ability, and countless other accolades, making him the pride of his generation. And he’s absolutely rational. Four years after Young Master Ji casually threw him out of his home base in City C, Jiang Yi returns like a beaten dog, vowing to make Ji Jiushhao’s life miserable. Even if he dies and gets nailed into his coffin, he’ll still taunt Ji from his grave in a decaying voice, clutching at his pant leg and making his life hell. Jiang Yi has not a single redeeming quality. The only thing he has going for him is his obsession with Ji Jiushhao: “I don’t need to win. I just need him to lose.” People or things, if Jiang Yi likes them, or they like him, he’ll take them all for himself. “You’re a neat freak. Good thing I’m trash.” Obsessive, trashy, and rotten bottom x aloof, fastidious heartthrob top A despicable, rotten, shameless, crazy player: a short-tempered, troublemaking, neurotic, obsessive bottom. His one-sided obsession with the top is twisted from the start. A stoic, taciturn, sharp-faced, aloof top who prefers to use his fists instead of his words. He really is that cold. Jiang Yi (bottom) x Ji Jiushhao (top) Power couple. A spicy little sweet romance. ***The most important things to know***: 1. The bottom’s nickname is “Jiang the Scumbag,” and he really is trash through and through. A veteran womanizer who sleeps with men and women alike (he never stops courting disaster, and sooner or later, evildoers get what they deserve). The top really is aloof, an absolute rationalist who fights violence with violence and gives as good as he gets. 2. A spicy little sweet romance about how an obsessive bastard breaks through an aloof man’s defenses. [Not a power fantasy.] 3. Romance is the main focus! Lighthearted, happy ending! 4. There’s a little business rivalry, but it’s all made up by the author. The setting is entirely fictional, with no real-life inspirations. 5. The author is a doting mom. Just enjoy the story and don’t take it too seriously. My Weibo handle is the same as my pen name; I use it for updates. 6. I have a day job, so updates are irregular. 7. If you like it, remember to bookmark it! Feel free to leave comments and point out typos~ Let’s keep things friendly and not pick fights. Coming soon: Angel Investor, a fantasy cultivation power couple story Coming soon: Red Giant, set in the modern entertainment industry Xia Yun shot to fame at the age of eighteen. His musical talent was extraordinary, and renowned music critics around the world called him “a musician blessed by the Muses.” Over seven years, he composed hundreds of songs, many of them masterpieces. When interviewed, he always had the same thing to say: “I’m no good with words. Just listen to my music.” Seven years later, the music scene was abuzz with talk that Xia Yun had run out of inspiration. After years without an extended vacation, Xia Yun finished his last job before his break, went to sleep, and woke up in an unfamiliar room, with a strange young man standing beside the bed. The young man was slim and awkward, and he gestured toward the fifty-square-meter room packed with musical instruments. Blushing shyly, he confessed, “X-Xia Yun, I’ve liked you for a long time. I spent three years carefully preparing this room for you. Is there anything you’d like me to change?” Xia Yun: “Like…the handcuffs and shackles on me?” “I-I’m sorry.” The young man looked remorseful and flustered, his face bright red and his eyes glistening with tears. “That’s the one thing I can’t let you decide.” “Then what about the security bars on the windows?” “I’m sorry. I’ll replace them with invisible ones tomorrow.” … Xu Yiheng had been a fan of Xia Yun’s for a very, very long time, though Xia Yun had never known he existed. The day Xu Yiheng accidentally lost Xia Yun years ago, it felt as if his soul had left his body. He was on edge every waking moment, until he saw Xia Yun on a screen again, more radiant and dazzling than ever. This year, he wants to spend Xia Yun’s three-month vacation with the man who has always seemed so far beyond his reach. With the most innocent, harmless appearance, he’ll do the most unbelievable things. A lighthearted, sweet story of mutual healing, with a focus on daily life. Couple: Xia Yun (top) x Xu Yiheng (bottom) An antisocial, unconventional, quick-tempered musical genius top x an innocent, straightforward, easily flustered, tearful yandere bottom. Theme: Persevere through every setback and keep moving forward