[System] Please, Let Me Have Some Bad Luck!

Hao Yun is as lucky as his name suggests.

He knows every answer on his exams, and every guess is right.

Nine out of ten lottery tickets he buys win a prize, and the last one wins the grand prize.

He never needs to buy two drinks, because the one in his hand always says "Buy one, get one free." He can even help an old person cross the street and end up helping a billionaire...

Hao Yun figures he must have saved the galaxy in his past life.

Then he gets forced into a [Bad Luck System].

[Host, please collect bad luck as soon as possible so this System can complete its mission and issue your reward.]

Hao Yun: Bad luck? What's that?

[Such blinding good fortune! Even my titanium-alloy camera lenses are about to be blinded!]

[...This is the first Host I've ever seen without a speck of bad luck. Does that mean the mission will never be completed and the reward will never be issued...?]

Hao Yun: What's the reward?

[You might not believe me, but I can cure every illness, even terminal ones, and make someone ten years younger.]

Hao Yun thinks of his seriously ill grandmother...

Please, make me unlucky!

The System looks at the soaring purple aura around Hao Yun and falls silent.

[This is beyond my abilities...]

Later, Hao Yun discovers that he doesn't have to absorb his own bad luck. Other people's will do too. Then he meets a little wolfdog who's unlucky beyond belief.

Hao Yun: How come I can't absorb all the bad luck from this little wolfdog, no matter how much I take?

[Isn't it nice to find a long-term meal ticket?]

Everyone: Our little lucky star is busy again today.