Can't You All Just Get Along?

He Xie is forced to bind himself to the [Crab System], tasked with repairing a world riddled with Mary Sue tropes and stopping the heroine from sleeping her way through another realm. [He Xie]: I don't have color-changing hair, I can't transform, and I don't have a mixed heritage of elves, angels, mermaids, vampires, dwarves, Titans, and beastfolk... I don't give off a floral scent that changes with my mood, and I can't cry in a way that's both innocent and pitiful, yet bewitchingly alluring... How the hell am I supposed to win this fight? [System]: Don't worry, you've got skill cards~ [Skill Card Name: Listen, That's the Sound of Dogs Crying Activation range: A 100-meter radius centered on the Host Effect: When the target shows affection in public, it stirs up the resentment of every single person present, making them feel desolate and reducing their romantic affection for the heroine by 50%. Activation condition: Say with feeling to the nearest person, "Did you hear that? Listen, that's the sound of dogs crying." Note: Whenever the birds pair up and fly home beneath a darkening evening sky, dogs often howl, their mournful cries echoing through empty valleys until they fade away. Thus sings the lonely dog: "With no one by my side, I open the door, embrace the moon, and hear the dogs cry." Flaw: May increase the target's appeal to people with particular tastes. ] He Xie: ... He Xie works diligently, doing his part to save the world and uphold harmony to the very end. But he never expected to discover that the world's most disharmonious element had been lurking right beside him all along. Harmony looks at a certain dragon, the corner of his mouth twitching. "Bro, you're the one in the wrong here. Take your pick: a brick or a bucket of cold water."