[Crossover] Friend, Want to Join the Church?

When the barrier between the real world and the fictional world is broken, every impossibility becomes a miracle within reach.

Yato: Hey, friend! Have you heard of the Yato Faith? Join my faith, and for just five yen in offerings, you'll receive the attentive care and protection of a god!

Yayoi Yaeku: ... (silently takes out his wallet)

Yato: By the way, if you join now, you can also take home Yato, a delivery god who's fast, saves money, and makes you feel safe!

Yayoi Yaeku: ... (silently puts his wallet away again)

Yato: Yaeku! QAQ

The two great miracles in Yayoi Yaeku's life:

First, the collapse of the dimensional barrier. Second, the god named Yato.

The right way to save this story:

1. The heroine is a Mary Sue. The male lead is already set, but there are plenty of one-sided crushes.

2. The plot is melodramatic, with a mishmash of characters. You can understand it even if you don't know the original story.

3. There's no logic.

4. The author is fragile-hearted.

5. The story may go off the rails, and characters may be out of character.

6. There will be lots and lots of author-invented details.

7. The male lead is Yato! That is, if my love for him lasts until this story is finished.