[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] King of Slackers

Me: My name is Nakahara Kuro, and I’m seventeen. I live around the Port Mafia building in Yokohama. I’m unmarried. I go to Kaijo High School, and every day I have to study until three in the afternoon before I can go home. I don’t run with the mafia, and the only person I beat up is Uncle Dazai. I go to sleep at two in the morning and get less than eight hours of sleep a day. Before bed, I always (sneakily) try on one of the new hats from the collection cabinet where my dad keeps his hats, then play games for five or six hours. Once I’m in bed, I doze off without realizing it while looking at my phone. I sleep until morning, then my mom has to call me out of bed, helplessly. Dr. Yosano even suggested that rather than dropping dead from overwork, I might as well die alongside Uncle Dazai for love. Dio: ...? Me: I’m just saying that I don’t ask for much. I only hope I can live a carefree life forever. Fighting and scheming are the things I least want to bother with. They’ll only make my dad and mom worry, and get me mocked by Uncle Dazai and Uncle Ranpo for being stupid... I’m just that easily satisfied. That’s my philosophy of life. But if I really have to fight, I won’t lose to anyone. In other words, if some nuisance or enemy shows up and gets in the way of my gaming, before they can even open their mouth, I’ll be yelling, “Jotaro, Kakyoin, help meeeee!” *Trying out first person! *The heroine is the child of Chuuya and Tsukimi from the neighboring timeline *Jotaro x me, the delicious chaos of a love triangle *An unconventional, snarky, silly heroine with a lawful evil personality *I’ve got both out-of-character moments and a Mary Sue heroine *Loads of original headcanon *The heroine is Yokohama’s beloved darling *Writing this for myself because it’s fun. If you come at me with criticism, don’t blame me for roasting you Theme: Strive for freedom and harmony