[Harry Potter] Hogwarts Muggle University

Dear Mr./Ms. X, We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts University... 1. Riddle: What gives you the right to deny me a teaching position? I was an outstanding graduate, president of the fraternity... Dumbledore: Someone reported you for academic dishonesty. Riddle: Excuse me??? Snape: Heh heh, didn't see that coming, did you? 2. James: I've decided that tomorrow at noon, I'll bravely take my tray, sit across from Lily, and ask if she'd like to go to the party on Saturday with me. Sirius: Don't. James: Why not? Sirius: I heard Snivellus invited Lily to the dance on Friday. James: ... Sirius: Wake up, buddy. That's the cruel reality of life. James: My life is so tragic. I play Chopin in the rain... 3. Draco: I can teach you how to find real friends, Potter. Harry: Your last name is Malfoy? So your father is on Hogwarts' board of governors? Draco: At least you get it. I've been a Malfoy since I was little... Harry: My godfather says you only got into Hogwarts because your dad donated money. Draco: That's slander! My father's lawyers will send your godfather to prison! Harry: Say whatever you like. By the way, my godfather's last name is Black. Draco: ... Harry: Yes, your mother's cousin. Draco: ... Harry: Hello there, little cousin. Draco: Shut up already. In short, welcome to Hogwarts University! Our motto is: For the Greater Good! Premise: