My upcoming danmei novel: The Reborn First Beauty Who Was a Cannon Fodder. If it sounds interesting, please tap the favorite button!
Blurb:
Ye Shangqiu is an alchemist.
An alchemist whose split soul has left his body. Before his soul fragment returned, he was so absorbed in alchemy that he nearly got possessed by someone close to him...
After his soul fragment returned, he became the most stunning beauty in the cultivation world, devoting himself to researching... how to use scientific methods to make beauty an ingredient in medicine.
"The Venerable is making pills again."
"The Venerable is so beautiful."
Shang Yuci is a Demon Venerable capable of destroying heaven and earth... in his Reborn version.
He became a disciple of a great figure in the immortal path.
And began living a life of watching the cultivation world's foremost beauty, taking the medicine he made, and enthusiastically coughing up blood every day.
Not bad.
He might end up a little anemic, though.
But Ye Shangqiu is so beautiful. Just looking at him a little longer makes the blood rush to my head.
Pretty good for replenishing blood.
Reader's guide:
The bottom is a top-notch alchemist!!! A genius beauty!!!
The top is a Buddhist cultivator (with hair), and the bottom is a Daoist cultivator.
Any depictions of Buddhist or Daoist cultivation in this story have nothing to do with real-world religion. Please don't bring real religious beliefs into it. XOXO!
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The Reborn First Beauty Who Was a Cannon Fodder
The once-cannon-foddered foremost beauty, Xie Wuqing, has been Reborn.
The villain who had just barged into his cave to force him into a relationship stared dumbfounded as the famously bedridden Xie Wuqing hefted a two-meter-long greatsword weighing eight hundred jin with one hand
And slammed it down on him with a crash.
I could race a horse along my brawny arms, and swinging people around doesn't make me winded, but I know I'm a sickly weakling.
by the cannon-fodder beauty, Xie Wuqing
Mo Pingyuan is a Buddhist cultivator. A Buddhist cultivator who practices with his hair intact.
People are always telling him, "You're so cold and ascetic, and so devoted to Buddhism. Why not just shave your head and become a real monk?" But Mo Pingyuan has stubbornly kept his hair.
He's glad he didn't shave it.
Because the person he later fell for said he didn't like bald men.
The person he loved was the most beautiful person under heaven, frail and weak, with delicate meridians, gasping for breath after three steps and coughing up blood whenever he used his powers. But Mo Pingyuan still loved him.
Until he saw the other man lift a two-meter-long greatsword with one hand and slam someone into the ground with a resounding thud
He even looks so gorgeous when he's beating people up.
This is probably the new novel I'll be posting next: Buddhist Master, Going Viral Online [Entertainment Industry]. A sweet, not-scary supernatural story. Check it out! ( ̄y▽ ̄)~*
Everyone thought Xie Wuyu was washed up.
Including Xie Wuyu himself.
That is, until one day, his fed-up manager kicked him onto a livestream reality show called Big Stars Explore a Haunted House.
Viewer 1: Damn it, another trash show using a supernatural gimmick for a celebrity team-building event!
Viewer 7: Big Stars Explore a Haunted House. The big stars have a haunted house, and there's exploring too, huh?
Viewer 369: What the hell is that dark, blurry figure?!
Viewer 412: It's fake, it's all fake! There is no such thing as beep!
Other guests: Aaaaaah, there's a beep!
With the show on the verge of being shut down for promoting superstition, Xie Wuyu hesitated between trying to hang on and leaving the industry to go home and sell sweet potatoes. Then he silently reached out
Viewer: Holy crap, look what Xie Wuyu is doing!
Viewer: He's ripping the damn thing apart with his bare hands! I'm fucking blind!
As Xie Wuyu grabbed the dark, blurry figure, he refuted the rumors: "There is no such thing as beep! These are just phenomena caused by changes in the biological magnetic field. It's no big deal, don't panic."
Viewers: ...
Guests: ...
I can't believe I fell for that!
Trending topics:
#TheWashedUpXieWhoGrabbedADarkBlurryThingWithHisBareHands
#ILoveThisManNotBecauseTheWayHeGrabsDarkBlurryThingsIsSoHotButBecauseHeMakesMeFeelSafe
And just like that, washed-up star Xie Wuyu somehow went viral again thanks to his supernatural expertise.
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