No One Can Match My Beauty [Reborn]

Tai Yuanwei was always a little unlucky, both before and after being reborn. Before, he was unlucky enough to be killed by the very person he valued most. After being reborn, he was unlucky enough to... Hm? Why was a crowd of people calling him their idol? Gu Shiyun transmigrated into a book tagged as danmei and high-x, and was picked up by the especially tragic cannon fodder character in it. That cannon fodder became his shizun. His shizun was a little unlucky, the sort who could trip and fall while standing perfectly still. But he was incredibly handsome, and every day a horde of crazed fans came begging him to cultivate by absorbing their essence. His shizun would simply whip them away. And the people who got whipped off looked delighted. He had a feeling that was what his own future would look like. Cannon Fodder 1: They say Perfected Yuanwei has a bizarre and unpredictable temperament, and that all his cultivation came from absorbing others' essence... Crazed Fan 1: What?! Is that really true?! I never knew! Cannon Fodder 1: That's right! Brother X, if we weren't friends, I wouldn't dare speak so recklessly... Crazed Fan 1: Hurry up and tell me how I can get Perfected Yuanwei to absorb my essence!!! Cannon Fodder 1: ??? Gu Shiyun: Shizun can only "absorb the essence" of me :) Cultivation stages: Qi Refining - Foundation Establishment - Golden Core - Nascent Soul - Deification - Return to Void - Out-of-Body - Integration - Great Ascension - Tribulation Transcendence - Ascension Items: Magic Artifacts - Treasure Artifacts - Spirit Artifacts - Immortal Treasures Pills: Yellow Grade Pills - Black Grade Pills - Earth Grade Pills - Heaven Grade Pills Recommending my new story, The Most Beautiful Man in the Cultivation World Blurb: Ye Shangqiu is a science student. A science student who loves science. Before transmigrating into a book, he devoted himself to studying chemical phenomena, physical phenomena, and all sorts of phenomena... After transmigrating into a book, he devoted himself to researching... the possibility of using beauty as a medicinal ingredient. "The Venerable is making pills again." "The Venerable is so handsome." Shang Yuci is a world-destroying demon lord... in his reborn incarnation. He became a disciple of a great immortal cultivator. Now he spends his days gazing at the face of the most beautiful person under heaven and passionately coughing up blood while taking the medicine that person makes. It's pretty nice. He might just end up a little anemic. But Ye Shangqiu is so handsome that just looking at him a few times gets your blood rushing. It's quite good for replenishing blood. Reading Guide: The bottom is an amazing pill maker!!! A genius beauty!!! Reading Guide ① Pairing: Gu Shiyun x Tai Yuanwei, attack transmigrated into a book x reborn ② As always, indulgent, satisfying, sweet, and silly. Don't read if that's not your thing. ③ No trolling, please. Don't spam the comments with comparisons to other characters. If you can't provide proof, I'll smack you. ④ If you're dropping the story, just go quietly. I'm begging you, don't tell me. ⑤ This story goes VIP on 2018.02.25. There'll be 10,000 words posted on the day. Thank you all for your support! Also known as: #I Woke Up to Find Myself the Center of Everyone's Attention# #I'm Really Not a Bad Person# #I Really Don't Absorb Anyone's Essence# Recommendations: The author's completed stories: After Coming Out to My Enemy, I Became a Peerless Beauty; I Might Have Transmigrated into a Fake Book Friends' stories: Euthanasia by Feng Su Jun Interstellar Reboot [Mermaid] by Zhiwu Mailuo The Martial World Through the Years: A Youthful Heart by Yue Huazhao (fanfiction romance) Your silly author is looking for a patron, sob Theme: