I Ascended on the Spot Through Metaphysics Livestreaming

After Ye Fuxue transmigrated into the cultivation world, he finally saw through the secrets of fate and attained the Great Dao. Then, while undergoing his heavenly tribulation, the thickest bolt of lightning struck him with a crack and sent him back to the modern world. Ye Fuxue, of the Tianji Sect, skilled at fortune-telling and a student of everything else, opened his eyes and saw a message from his academic advisor reminding him to submit his internship report: "..." Painful-face.jpg At this point, he had no choice but to act! . In an age when spiritual energy has dwindled, the traditions of the Dao are incomplete, and demons and monsters run rampant in the human world, cultivators have no hope of ascending. Just then, a metaphysics livestream appears out of nowhere! Arrogant rich second-generation: This is hilarious. A reading costs a hundred thousand? If you're going to scam people, at least put in some effort! Ye Fuxue: Your online girlfriend is actually a man. He's right next to you right now, see? The rich kid turned around. His sly, sharp-faced lackey nervously blurted out, "Boss, I didn't mean to!" He grudgingly paid two hundred thousand. Onlookers: ??? Arrogant superstar: Ha. Metaphysics is nonsense. Ye Fuxue: Right. Be careful not to go outside today. Half an hour later, the superstar, limping with half a leg out of commission: ... Master, save me! He gladly paid a million. Livestream viewers: !!! The arrogant rich came crawling to him, and the cultivators who had stubbornly clung to their old ways humbly bowed their heads. Even Yan Xunchun, the newly crowned richest man in Huaguo, came to his livestream, showering him with money just for the chance to meet Master Ye! Ye Fuxue: I just wanted someone to stamp my internship report. Ye Fuxue: Who knew I'd become famous all over the world, then ascend right where I stood? Ye Fuxue: Sigh, time to light a cigarette.jpg . Back in the cultivation world, Ye Fuxue had a sworn enemy with whom he never exchanged a single word. Good news: His enemy died before Ye Fuxue returned. Bad news: His enemy was only halfway dead before suddenly coming back to life, and followed Ye Fuxue to the modern world. Yan, half-dead, former Demon God, now richest man in Huaguo, Xunchun: Cough, cough. Little Snowball, look, this is the empire I built for you over here... Ye Fuxue: Don't come any closer! Reader's Guide: 1. Romance is male-male, one-on-one. Yan Xunchun is the love interest, and each of them only has eyes for the other. 2. This story is entirely fictional. All the supernatural events in it are made up by the author, so please believe in science~ After Going on a Travel Variety Show with My Nemesis, I Became Famous Ji Wangqiu and Yan Chengying, Xinghai Entertainment's two top stars, were said to be enemies who couldn't stand the sight of each other. Rumors of their feud were so widespread that they were threatening the company's stock price. To put the rumors to rest, Xinghai Entertainment decisively shoved Ji Wangqiu and Yan Chengying onto a travel variety show that had just started filming, claiming the show would help them get to know each other and grow closer. As for this, top-tier star Ji Wangqiu said, "Ha. Sure, I believe you." But the contract was signed and the promotion was already out. His manager threatened to kill herself unless Ji Wangqiu got along with Yan Chengying, and preferably showed off some "affection" too. Ji Wangqiu: Thanks for asking. There's no affection here. Tomorrow everyone will hear that Yan Chengying and I fought and got kicked off the show. The top star arrived at the filming location full of fury, ready to challenge his nemesis to a fight. But when he saw that Yan Chengying looked even less willing than he was, Ji Wangqiu suddenly had a better idea. The company said they wanted them to get "closer," didn't it? Then closer they'd get! So, during dinner, Ji Wangqiu suddenly looked up, picked up a piece of crispy fried pork intestine, and put it in Yan Chengying's bowl with a beaming smile. "I heard you like this best, Brother Yan. I ordered it especially for you. Give it a try!" Yan Chengying, who had always hated eating offal: "..." He silently returned the favor with a chopstickful of celery, smiling. "You should try some too." Ji Wangqiu, who had always hated celery: "..." Grinding his teeth, Ji Wangqiu forced a wicked smile. "I didn't know you knew my tastes so well, Brother Yan." Yan Chengying: "Likewise." The other guests: "Wow! Brother Yan and Brother Ji are so close!" Netizens: Wow, they're real! I'm dying over them. Give us more, more! Ji Wangqiu: Aaaaaah, I hate this! My face-slapping entertainment-industry power fantasy: The Max-Level Big Shot Doesn't Want to Go Viral After completing countless quick transmigration missions, max-level big shot Ji Yu finally retired. But on the way to retirement, the System's targeting went haywire, and Ji Yu's starting identity became that of a scandal-ridden young top-tier star. Ji Yu: I'm tired. I don't want to clear my name. I'll just lie flat. But along with a pile of scandals, his starting identity came with a contract for a livestreamed dating show. It was set to begin tomorrow, and the penalty for breaking the contract was fifty million. Ji Yu glanced at his current savings: ... Fine, I'll participate, I guess. But there's no way he's working. Even on the show, he'll just lie flat and slack off. . Top-tier star Ji Yu is nothing but a pretty face, a useless airhead who spends every day clinging to wealthy big shot and three-time Golden Award-winning actor Yan Huizhou to promote their supposed romance. Finally, one day, the two of them both sign on to a livestreamed dating show. Viewers: This is hilarious. Can't wait to watch the fussy Ji Yu get put in his place by Actor Yan. But as they watched the livestream, everyone started to feel that something wasn't quite right. "Did I see that right? Was that Ji Yu, the fussy drama queen who whines for a break after walking a few steps, taking down a robber in one move?" "Damn, that ability to switch faces! That performance was incredible. When did Ji Yu secretly start studying acting without telling us?!" "??? Music king Gao is offering a fortune to buy the sheet music Ji Yu casually wrote on the show. He says he found guidance for his soul in the song?" #Esports powerhouse team sends him an invitation. The team manager says Ji Yu's talent is unmatched# #Major progress in the extraterrestrial migration plan! The government thanks Mr. Ji Yu for his important guidance during the research process# Everyone: ??? Ji Yu, what else have you been hiding from us? Ji Yu shrugged. I really can't remember. #Breaking! Photo of Yan Huizhou and Ji Yu holding hands leaked, their romance possibly exposed# Everyone: No! We don't approve of this relationship. Ji Yu is ours. Yan Huizhou, get lost! Yan Huizhou: ? My best friend's new story! The Lazy Fish Lies Flat and Is Forced to Become a God, by Mo Ran Shuanghua The Savior Livestream is an entertainment program from an advanced cosmic civilization. Every interstellar year, it selects a group of weak, underdeveloped civilizations and drops in a System to randomly bind a group of "lucky ones." Once the System has helped the "lucky ones" grow powerful, the advanced civilization steps in and begins destroying those civilizations. That's where the fun is. Ye Yu, one of this episode's lucky ones, has six things to say: "..." Ye Yu has a very clear understanding of himself. He's a lazy fish who loves doing the bare minimum. Wherever he falls, he plans to take a nap. So, there's no way he's going to work hard, not in this lifetime. Only by lying flat can he just barely get by. I won't be the savior, then.jpg At first, the higher-dimensional civilization watched the livestream and laughed: Hilarious, a savior who just wants to slack off. Once the attack and defense phase begins, won't this civilization be wiped out from the start? Later, the higher-dimensional civilization watched the livestream in horror: What is Ye Yu planning now? Was lying flat and exploiting bugs for rewards not good enough for him? He wants to attack a higher-dimensional civilization too? Has he gone crazy? Warning: This world is about to be destroyed. Savior APP starting up. · 1: Your world is about to be destroyed. 2: Humanity can't save itself, so how could it be a good savior? 3: The Savior APP has the final say in all interpretations. 4: We wish you success in saving the world. · We sincerely hope you'll be completely satisfied. 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