It Is Written in the Scriptures

God: "Want to hear me talk about Jesus? I don't want to hear your answer."

Lucifer: "Screw Jesus, screw God. I'm going solo!"

Jesus: "After I leave, take good care of yourself. Wear extra layers when it's cold. If anyone bullies you, remember who they are and I'll get revenge for you later. Remember to think of me every day..."

Bai Leng (sniffling): "You have to come back for me, okay?"

Jesus (tenderly): "I love you."

Bai Leng: "I love you too."

Satan and the Roman soldiers: Showing off your love is a fast track to death!

Lilith: "We're at the Red Sea! I'm going to sleep until the end of time, @White Dove"

White Dove: "You heartless little brat, @Lilith"

Samael: "Tell me right now how to get to the Red Sea! @Satan"

Adam: "..."

Michal: "What's a foreskin?"

King David: "Ahem... It's the skin covering a man's penis."

Michal: "You used that as the bride price to marry me!!"

Paltiel (coldly.jpg): "What, didn't you say I couldn't afford to give you that and still marry you?"

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