I'm a Magical Girl, Damn It

[-Blurb-] Yan Wujie is a real tough guy, known throughout the martial world as Big Bro Shield Loli. He owns a coffee shop. One day, he opens the shop door and discovers that the whole world has changed. And he himself has become a champion of love and justice: a magical girl?! Yan Wujie: Take another look at my six-foot-two height and say that again. Magical Black-Tech AI Xue Ruo: No problem. The hero can choose to use an enhanced transformation form (loli form x). After transforming, the tough-as-nails three-foot-seven loli Yan Wujie: … Big Bro Shield Loli will never bow to fate! What’s wrong with acting cute? If I’m doing this, I’m doing it as a perfectly legal tough-guy loli! Our goal: bring people joy with magic wands and fists! But the tough guy’s road to becoming a loli is anything but ordinary. There’s always some loli-loving hentai who claims to be a fox immortal and won’t leave Big Bro alone. Worse, they accidentally end up looking like a family of three to outsiders: an unmarried couple living together and raising a daughter. Big Bro can only gaze silently at the sky and say: Half a month after I gave the hentai a “nice guy” card, I… actually started finding the hentai irresistible… [-Read Before You Begin-] ◆ The protagonist is the bottom, the protagonist is the bottom, the protagonist is the bottom. The CP is Kuri-san. Tempting, coquettish beauty top × super capable, steady, tough-guy bottom The bottom spoils the top, so Big Bro ended up as the bottom [x ◆ A warm and healing style (?) with an utterly ridiculous tone (√). ◆ Be warned: rampant memes, extreme secondhand embarrassment that gets addictive, and lots of characters whose genders are a mystery. ◆ The setting will bring back your youth: a springtime series for old-school anime fans. For shows you haven’t seen, you can look up the episode guides as you read. ◆ The author is a master of foreshadowing, and the whole story is full of twists. Skipping a little is fine, but skipping a lot may leave you confused. ◆ A difficult opening, so please do your best to make it through the first three chapters QAQ. [-Sword Three Character Series-] Completed: All Factions, Adult Men: The Self-Cultivation of a Show-Off [Crossover] All Factions, Little Boys: Little Boys Are the World’s Treasures [Mythology Crossover] All Factions, Adult Women: The Survival Handbook for Cross-Dressing Big Shots [Wuxia Crossover] Next up: The Daoist Says We Should Talk Science Weibo: @Guanming Dajiji Theme: Those who wander will eventually find a place to call home.