Little Boys Are the World's Treasures [Mythology Crossover]

[Pinned Announcement] Completed. The author's notes include a bonus guide to cooking with ancient ingredients (not really). Please try not to hide the author's notes while reading. [Blurb] Dao Ancestor Hongjun suddenly realizes that he... has become a father! Tai·Little Chick·Ji, who has suddenly appeared as the Dao Ancestor's own precious little chick, looks completely innocent. Guided by the basic principles that the Heavenly Dao is my dad and a rich god's second-generation kid doesn't need to play by the rules, Ji Tai resolutely begins his daily routine of stirring up trouble in the primordial world, doing whatever he likes and never quite managing to get himself killed. With a greatsword sweeping across the four seas and gold bricks flying in every direction, what chance do the treasures hidden across the three mountains and four seas have? This young master can dig them up with one shovel each! And so, the Daoist friends of the primordial world suddenly find themselves becoming fathers too o_O! Tai·Professional Midwife for Five Thousand Years·Ji: OvO May all you Daoist friends soon marry and have children! Our goal is All the cute boys in the sect: Two kids in three years! Three kids in five! The little brothers from the primordial world: Stir up trouble, stir up trouble, make it big! Lu·The Whole Primordial World's Number One Devoted Chick Fan·Ya: Chick, chick, chick, chirp! Tai Ji: Wait, what just slipped in among us o_O?! [-Read Before You Dive In-] ① Part of the All-Sect Cute Boys series, featuring a beloved little yellow chick. CP: Lu Ya x Tai Ji, with a variety of side pairings. A casual writing exercise to relax and explore some odd ideas about writing. If it's not your cup of tea, don't force yourself to read it. ② A Crossover of Chinese mythology, not the traditional primordial-world setting. Please don't come in with preconceived ideas about what the setting should be. Besides incorporating parts of the primordial-world system, this world also draws mythological material from the Classic of Mountains and Seas, Huainanzi, Songs of Chu, Liezi, Shiben, Zhuangzi, the Lost Book of Zhou, Records of the Grand Historian, the Classic of Divine Oddities, and other sources. Notes will be provided where appropriate. Please accept the author's made-up worldview as the final word. Don't argue, don't argue, don't argue (important things are said three times). ③ All characters in this story have personalities invented by the author. Please don't overanalyze them. ④ You can read it as an original story even if you aren't familiar with the background. We've all grown up hearing these myths. ⑤ There are sweet moments and heartbreak. If you take it too seriously, you've already lost. [-Sword Three Character Series-] Completed: All-Sect Adult Men: The King's Self-Cultivation [Crossover] All-Sect Adult Women: Survival Handbook for a Cross-Dressing Badass [Wuxia Crossover] All-Sect Lolis: I'm a Magical Girl [Anime Crossover] Big Chick always finishes the stories it starts digging into. Please follow Big Chick's column: Weibo: @Guanming Big Chick Theme: Old friends from the past, may we meet again.