Love and the Waist Drum Troupe

On the day she became his disciple

Weng Xiang: One person gets drunk on wine, while the Buddha stays in the heart. Master, I want to learn waist-drum dancing.

Wan Yuan: You dared touch my bald head. Good. As of today, you're expelled from my school.

Later, Weng Xiang asked through tears, "Master, what is waist-drum dancing?"

Wan Yuan: "Love, until death."

Tips:

1. A lazy, shameless, streetwise shampoo girl (Weng Xiang) x a cool, pretty, widowed waist-drum troupe leader (Wan Yuan)

2. Hard-core waist drums, rural romance, a load of nonsense delivered with a straight face

3. Unconventional everyday life, logic gone to the dogs, quirky protagonists, worldbuilding tossed to the dogs

4. No ranking comparisons, and no reposting or adaptations in any form