[Please add my upcoming novels to your reading list: The Rich Heiress Becomes Famous Through Her Certifications and Transmigrated into a CEO Novel as a Stray Cat. Their blurbs are after this one!]
Gu An'an is three and a half years old. The first thing she does after transmigrating is go find her mother.
Her mother is the foil female lead in a variety-show novel about parenting.
The original female lead, Nie Rourou, and her child are sweet and affectionate, as close as best friends. They win over the audience on the show, gain both popularity and career opportunities, and eventually make it to the top of the film industry.
But her mother is gloomy and stiff, utterly lacking in warmth. Her life is a complete mess, and she even abuses children???
Little Ghost King Gu An'an fumes: Who says that? My mom is the best mom in the world!
The award-winning actress Gu Ruxu is hounded by scandals. Whatever she does, people call her a fake saint and a scheming green tea. It seems like everything she does is wrong.
Gu Ruxu is determined to prove herself, but no one cares about her acting. Even after winning all three major awards, she still gets dragged through the mud on trending searches.
Then, while filming, she finds a little toddler who insists she's her daughter.
Gu Ruxu: Wouldn't I know if I'd had a child?
On a whim, she gets a paternity test. Well, would you look at that, it's true!
Gu Ruxu: ??? I really didn't know.
Gu An'an: Mom, Dad gave birth to me.
Gu Ruxu: ??? Who's your dad?
Gu An'an: The arrogant, overpowered male lead from the cultivation novel next door. He sent me to find you before he ascended.
Gu Ruxu: ???
*
The scandal-plagued actress joins a parenting variety show with her illegitimate daughter. Word is that the child was kidnapped at birth and only just found again.
Nobody believes it. The show is popular, so isn't Gu Ruxu just picking up some random child to ride the wave?
To keep up with Nie Rourou and her daughter, who became an overnight sensation on the previous season, everyone holds their noses and watches Gu Ruxu, waiting to mock her and see what stunt she'll pull next.
The first day of filming:
Gu An'an points at Nie Rourou and says, "You smell strange. It seems like you don't have a soul."
So rude. She really must be Gu Ruxu's daughter.
Later:
During filming, Gu An'an saves a kitten.
When the family runs out of food on the show, the mother cat comes to An'an's window with a fish.
The viewers: A cat repaying a kindness??? Give us more, we're loving this.
Gu An'an grabs a passerby and says he's a child trafficker.
The viewers: Why does this kid just make stuff up?
The next day, the police issue an official announcement and send the production crew a pennant.
The viewers: My face hurts so much.
During an outdoor survival challenge, Gu An'an stops the crew from going into the mountains.
The viewers: Why is this kid being so difficult?
Then a massive rainstorm triggers a flash flood, and she saves everyone on the crew.
The viewers: My face hurts so much.
As the story unfolds, everyone realizes Gu An'an might actually have some special abilities.
Then they look back at the first episode and go, ummmmm, that feels a little awkward.
*
Gu Ruxu never imagined her daughter could be so happy, eyes narrowing with delight over a simple bottle of Yakult. She has wasted so much time. From now on, she has to be stronger and give her daughter a happy life.
Gu An'an never imagined her mother could be so gentle and strong, yet still unhappy in this world... She'll protect her mother in her father's place, and make sure everyone knows how wonderful her mother is.
Nie Rourou knows Gu An'an is the Chosen One. Win her approval, and everything will go smoothly, with her own halo growing brighter.
So she arrived five years early and spent those five years undermining Gu Ruxu's state of mind, keeping her from sleeping and making her personality change drastically.
But why isn't anything going according to the script?
#Give us a daddy, give us a daddy#
Tips:
1. A story about family love, with an unexpected dad making an appearance.
2. Love and peace~
3. This story is exclusive to Jinjiang. Reposting or editing it in any way is prohibited.
The Days I Spent Wandering with the Rich CEO Cat
Ye Yi is one of the most popular manga artists around. Then she transmigrates into her own unfinished manga.
She makes a guest appearance as the manga's all-important helper: a stray cat from the complex.
To return to her own body, Ye Yi has to get the male and female leads together for a happy ending and finish the manga.
But what can a little kitten do?
Meow meow meow meow meow?
As the manga's male lead, Qin Shen is a cold, ruthless rich CEO with a soft side, which mainly manifests in his love of cats.
Then he gets into a car accident and transmigrates into a stray cat. He also adopts a tiny kitten and names her Yiyi.
Life on the streets is dangerous for cats. The complex's security guards are on the prowl, while stray dogs chase them from behind.
Qin Shen and Yiyi rally the stray cats of the complex, taking on the stray dogs with force and outsmarting the security guards to protect their peaceful cat community.
Qin Shen is deeply gratified. After all, Yiyi is the only kitten who understands his strategic plans.
Yiyi is great in every way, except that she loves watching humans fall in love.
Who has a crush on whom, who's dating whom, who's broken up with whom: she loves talking about it and never gets tired of it.
Qin Shen: ...Cats ship couples too?
Oh well. Everyone has their little hobbies.
Until one day, Yiyi says to him, all mysteriously, "You know the leader of those humans? The one named Qin Shen? He's in love!"
Qin Shen: ?
Qin Shen's body is lying in a hospital, and his soul is right here in front of you. Who could he be dating?
*
Ye Yi is having the time of her life as a cat when she suddenly returns to her own body.
Only then does she remember that she's the female lead.
And the cat she wandered around and conquered the cat world with is the male lead.
Ye Yi: ???
Tips:
1. These are actual stray cats! The story is told from the cats' perspective, and features villainous dogs and security guards.
2. The manga's female lead is Ye Yi herself.
The Rich Heiress Becomes Famous Through Her Certifications
Sheng Tingshuang, a veteran of quick transmigration, arrives in a new mission world and discovers that her new role is a cannon-fodder female lead.
She's engaged to the CEO male lead and comes from a family just as prominent as his, but all she can think about is romance.
The female lead is in show business and becomes famous thanks to her breathtaking looks and top-tier professional skills.
The supporting female lead also enters show business, only to be vilified across the internet for acting like a vicious rival.
The System tempts her: The female lead is talented, clever, and charming. No wonder she won the male lead's heart~
Sheng Tingshuang: So?
System: Host, please hone your talents to increase the male lead's affection for you.
Looking at the female lead's accomplishments, such as a Level Two Violin Performance Certificate, a Level Ten Piano Certificate, and a Ballet Performance Certificate, Sheng Tingshuang falls into deep thought.
Is the male lead's career... running a training center?
Threatened with elimination by the System, Sheng Tingshuang has no choice but to embark on an obsessive quest to collect certifications.
When trolls spread rumors and smear her name, Sheng Tingshuang's studio issues a statement saying it will sue.
Netizens: It's probably a civil lawsuit for defamation.
Before the hearing, Sheng Tingshuang posts on Weibo: [It's criminal defamation. Watch the trial livestream here.]
Passersby: Holy crap, she has a law license!
She competes with the female lead for a role in a workplace drama and wins the audition.
Netizens: It must be rigged! Our Sweetie went to a construction company to observe in person!
The director reveals in an interview: Sheng Tingshuang was the most professional auditioning actress.
Passersby dig into her background: Holy crap, she has a Class One Certified Constructor qualification!
At her variety-show debut, Sheng Tingshuang arrives piloting a helicopter.
Netizens lie flat: You must have a helicopter pilot's license, right?
Racing licenses, excavator certificates, crane truck licenses, counseling certificates...
Sheng Tingshuang's collection keeps growing, and the System starts to feel something is off.
Sheng Tingshuang: What, operating an excavator to play Go doesn't count as a talent?
System: ...Fine. As long as his affection is going up.
Sheng Tingshuang: ?
System: Affection at 100. Mission completion at 99%. You only need one marriage certificate to finish the mission. Please keep up the good work, Host.
Sheng Tingshuang: ???
A marriage certificate counts as a certificate too?
System: Well... why wouldn't it?
Theme: Family love gives people the strength to keep moving forward without fear.
A tiger's poison cannot eat its seeds... But Xu Jun may not regard Xu Zihan as his own child at all.
The final villain is actually an idiot
Ahhhhhh it's almost the end!!
So Xu Jun might be Xu Aiguo...
I thought it was wrong when Xu Jun didn't let anyone see his wounds. Sure enough, he also lost his luck.
It's so funny, wouldn't they find out that the male protagonist has been in a vegetative state for five years and his daughter is only three years old?
How did two "dead people" give birth to Xu Zihan with a soul?
If you do something to a child, this is your own daughter.
You were deceived so miserably by him, don't you want to take revenge on Xu?
The man in the barrage spoke so elegantly, as if girls would not give dowries to men, and criticized betrothal gifts every day. Can that little walnut-sized brain think about why there are sky-high betrothal gifts? Could it be that those betrothal gifts ended up being cheap for girls? Laughing to death