Transmigrator's Handbook

Qin Jiujing is He Huanzui's direct supervisor, responsible for assigning her tasks. He Huanzui's job is to keep all sorts of transmigrators in line. When they refuse to follow the rules, she can only... hunt them down to the ends of the earth. Besides that, she also has a side gig: Qin Jiujing: Huanzui, let's do something fun together. He Huanzui: Heh, you damn well want to trick me into joining you for square dancing again! He Huanzui is exhausted: Can these transmigrators please stop causing trouble? I don't want to read about your messy love lives! And boss, if you want to square dance, do it yourself. Don't drag me into it. I'd rather die than dance! Qin Jiujing is exhausted too: I'm really a divine beast! Square dancing is just a damn seal! A fun, feel-good story. The heroine is a curse master, and both of them are troublemaking curse masters. Two troublemakers make a pair! Recommending my own novel. If you like this kind of story, please add it to your collection~ Qin Hongke is an elixir of immortality that has taken human form. The people who want to eat her could circle the First Emperor's mausoleum three hundred times. To repay a debt of gratitude, she willingly offers herself to the short-lived ancestor of the Xu family, Xu Jian, whose cultivation has damaged his body and left him unable to live past thirty. Xu Jian sneered. "Eat an elixir of immortality? I chose this path, so I was prepared for this long ago. Brat, stay away from me. I'm not eating you." Xu Jian's subordinates were used to their boss, the empire's number-one ability user, living arrogantly, doing whatever he pleased and looking down on everyone. They thought they could live this carefree life forever. Then one day, a little girl appeared behind Xu Jian, following him around like a tail. The unbelievable part was that, despite constantly telling her, "Stay away from me," Xu Jian kept letting her follow him. He even secretly chased off every suitor who approached her, like a wolf guarding its food. Even more unbelievable, Xu Jian started taking his whole gang of rough-and-tumble men to pink, girly dessert shops packed with little girls. Xu Jian picked a strawberry ice cream and used his water ability, which had killed countless enemies, to form a shell of ice around it. He kept adjusting the thickness of the ice, completely oblivious to the fact that he looked like a ferocious bandit about to raid the shop. He carefully asked the owner, "What temperature keeps this sickly-sweet little thing tasting the sweetest?" The owner was a little stunned. "It's sweetest if you eat it right away." Xu Jian said, "I'm taking it to my wife." His rough-and-tumble subordinates: Wife? Since when??? As they left the dessert shop, Xu Jian looked at his bewildered subordinates and couldn't help smiling smugly. "This little thing isn't nearly as sweet as my wife. You're all single, so you wouldn't understand." His rough-and-tumble subordinates: ??? What are you so smug about? You made the girl angry in a fight yesterday, and now you're obviously rushing off to apologize. You know all about it. If you're so good at arguing, why don't you try not apologizing? As the empire's number-one ability user, Xu Jian had fists of steel and had always done whatever he pleased. There was a saying shared among the generals of nearly every enemy nation: If you cross paths with Xu Jian, you won't make it out alive. But there was a second half to it: Wait until he's thirty, and he'll be asleep forever. Everyone knew Xu Jian could only live to thirty. Xu Jian made it to thirty-one. Enemy generals: No matter. He's just clinging to life. Xu Jian turned thirty-two. Enemy generals: What's the harm in letting him hang on for another couple of years? Xu Jian turned thirty-three. Enemy generals: ... Three years passed, then another three, and before they knew it, he had kept on living for another thirty. Xu Jian, who drove them mad with hatred, was still as arrogant and unrestrained as ever. Theme: My new novel, I Took the Entertainment Industry by Storm with Jade Carving, is currently being serialized. Please add it to your collection~