Qin Hongke is an elixir of immortality that has gained human form. The people who want to eat her could circle the Mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor three hundred times.
To repay a debt of gratitude, she willingly offered her heart to the Xu family patriarch, Xu Jian, a short-lived man whose body had been damaged by his cultivation, leaving him with only thirty years to live.
Xu Jian scoffed. "Eat an elixir of immortality? I chose this path, so I was prepared for this from the start. Get away from me, brat. I'm not eating it."
Xu Jian's subordinates were used to following him around as he lived arrogantly, doing whatever he pleased as the empire's number-one esper, with no regard for anyone.
They thought they would be able to live this high-handed, carefree way forever. Then, one day, a little girl appeared behind Xu Jian, following him around like a shadow.
The ridiculous part was that although their revered ancestor kept saying, "Get away from me," he always let the girl follow him. He even secretly chased off one suitor after another who tried to approach her, like a wolf guarding its food.
Even more ridiculous, Xu Jian started taking their whole group of burly men, armed with guns and knives, to frequent...
Sugary-sweet dessert shops.
Girly flower shops.
Colorful women's clothing stores.
They were the empire's mighty ability masters! With a strawberry ice cream in one hand and a rainbow-colored little rose in the other, did they have no dignity? Xu Jian, you're the one dating. What does that have to do with us?
Xu Jian: "Which of you still has a free hand? Come help me hold these rows of dolls. Tsk, those eyes are damn huge. They're cute."
Reading Guide:
1. Tough guy x sweet little wife (one-on-one, happy ending).
2. Updated every night at nine, three thousand words a day. Check my profile for my track record.
3. The female lead is not a good person in the traditional sense.
Ongoing novel: I Became Famous in the Entertainment Industry by Selling Jade Carvings
Blurb:
Shui Yiyao transmigrated into an entertainment-industry novel and became a flashy, scheming mermaid side character who made trouble and kept fighting the female lead for the male lead.
Shui Yiyao: I'm just an honest jade carver. What did I ever do to deserve this?
During a major rural-living reality show, viewers gathered in front of their screens, waiting to see what kind of trouble Shui Yiyao would make.
This program was different from the usual ones. It had invited the venerable Mr. Yuan from the Institute of Historical Research as a guest commentator. A flashy, scheming contestant like Shui Yiyao was sure to get scolded until she cried.
Watching the celebrities around her compete for the center spot, openly and behind the scenes, Shui Yiyao quietly went to a corner, picked up a chainsaw and some wood by the woodshed of a farmhouse, and started carving.
In just fifteen minutes, she had made a little wooden cat carving that fit in the palm of her hand.
When the camera turned to Shui Yiyao, the host was taken aback, then teased, "Looks like Shui Yiyao is terribly bored."
Another commentator said with a hint of mockery, "Just a pretty face."
But the elderly Mr. Yuan beside her jumped up in excitement. Staring at the object in Shui Yiyao's hands, he exclaimed, "Knife-carving!"
"This is an intangible cultural heritage craft that was lost long ago! She's a modern master! A master!"
"Quick! Get me her contact information!"
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The original host: I'm a mermaid.
Shui Yiyao: I know.
The original host: Mermaids are delicate, timid, sensitive, and easily hurt.
Shui Yiyao: What do you mean?
The original host: They are spoiled and cry easily.
Shui Yiyao: Cry? Whoever makes me cry, I'll make them cry!
The shark clan chief: Shui Yiyao, you've put on weight.
After saying that, the chief smiled with satisfaction at Shui Yiyao's reaction. Just as expected, she cried.
But... wait, what's that huge hammer in her hand?
Recommended, my adorable friend's completed manuscript:
My Senior Brother Is a Big Shot, by Sui Shi
One-line pitch: "Sir, would you like to buy a talisman? The kind that cures every illness."
Theme: I hope everyone enjoys reading.
Finished reading! The male protagonist is famous for his double standards. And I particularly like the male and female protagonists who talk about things without concealing or procrastinating! Really good!
A god and a demon, a perfect match! !
The big knife made the pillow wet from crying, but it still looks good. The dog system only allows me to give it two points. I think it can be given four and a half stars. Come on!
This book is quite good, and the heroine is not a naive girl. It was so enjoyable to read.
The rebirth of monsters... I feel like Xiaohong will be very powerful. Personally, I think Xiaohong is good and cool. The only demon in the world. As long as Xiaohong can accept this identity, there is no need to forcefully transform her into a human or something.
Phew~ This is good, this is good, I thought that Hongmei would really continue to exist as an unrecognized identity.
Save... Let's not mention Xu Jian's public contribution to his country. Speaking privately, Xu Jian saved the Milky Way in his previous life. In exchange for such a good wife in this life...
I've finished reading [Milk Tea] I really like this type [Red Heart] [Red Heart]
I've finished reading, Cookie, but it's so short, it's been gone for two days.
? ? ? The more I watch, the more flaws I get. The battle scenes are too bland.
He Was Very Happy to Have Bai Yueguang Snatched Away
The Devil Wants Me to Have a Child
What Is the End of the World?
Please Collect Your Good Citizen Medal [Unlimited]
Immortals Aren't Allowed to Fall in Love!
[ABO] Beast
I Do Hard Science on the Entertainment Scene
The Golden-Omega Gives Up Struggling and Lies Flat
I Conquered Villain Island with My Acting Skills
I Became Famous in Showbiz by Selling Jade Carvings
I Save the World by Saving the Villain
The Entire Entertainment Industry Is Helping Me Hype Myself Up
Finished reading! The male protagonist is famous for his double standards. And I particularly like the male and female protagonists who talk about things without concealing or procrastinating! Really good!
A god and a demon, a perfect match! !
The big knife made the pillow wet from crying, but it still looks good. The dog system only allows me to give it two points. I think it can be given four and a half stars. Come on!
This book is quite good, and the heroine is not a naive girl. It was so enjoyable to read.
The rebirth of monsters... I feel like Xiaohong will be very powerful. Personally, I think Xiaohong is good and cool. The only demon in the world. As long as Xiaohong can accept this identity, there is no need to forcefully transform her into a human or something.
Phew~ This is good, this is good, I thought that Hongmei would really continue to exist as an unrecognized identity.
Save... Let's not mention Xu Jian's public contribution to his country. Speaking privately, Xu Jian saved the Milky Way in his previous life. In exchange for such a good wife in this life...
I've finished reading [Milk Tea] I really like this type [Red Heart] [Red Heart]
I've finished reading, Cookie, but it's so short, it's been gone for two days.
? ? ? The more I watch, the more flaws I get. The battle scenes are too bland.