I Blinked and Somehow Became the Disabled Big Shot's Dog Again

In his previous life, Lu Yunzhao was a husky who was adopted by the gang boss Mo Cheng. After dying, the husky was reborn as a human twenty years in the past, while gaining the amazing (and useless) ability to attach his spirit to a dog's body. In this life, Lu Yunzhao is both the third young master of an internationally renowned acting dynasty and a famous professional forensic pathologist, nicknamed "Death's Three Blades": The first blade sends brains flying. The second blade guts you like a fish. The third blade leaves you in pieces. Through a careless mistake, Lu Yunzhao gets taken in by Boss Mo once again, as the essential good dog for home and travel. Though the boss has retired, the underworld still tells tales of him: Brother Cheng treasures talent and cherishes people. Brother Cheng always leads the charge. Brother Cheng spends money like water. When danger blocks their way, Mo Cheng remains perfectly calm: "Shut the door. Release the pup." Lu Yunzhao: "What?! Me?!" Mo Cheng shrugs. "I'm disabled." Lu Yunzhao has no choice but to grab his scalpel and swing his dog paw with a brave face. "Woof!" Once the crisis is over, Lu Yunzhao cries in frustration. "You said you treasured talent and always led the charge! Boss, stop making things harder for me!" Mo Cheng pulls the fluffy dog head close and gives it a thorough ruffle. "Good boy. Here's your reward: Uniqlo." Lu Yunzhao (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻: "Some way to spend money like water!" Much later, Lu Yunzhao discovers that the fearsome boss was merely a max-level secret identity Mo Cheng casually trained while working undercover. Lu Yunzhao blinks his puppy eyes and cowers at Mo Cheng's feet, mumbling: "Police special agent, master pianist, bomb disposal expert... Woof, woof, woof! How many secret identities do you have?! What else is your good dog clueless about?" Mo Cheng: "I have just one small request. On our wedding day, stay away from those strange uncles." Lu Yunzhao: "Why?" Mo Cheng pinches his puppy cheeks. "You're so adorably silly, who wouldn't want to pet you? My dog is for my hands alone." A forensic pathologist who thinks he's the top, but is actually a thoroughly professional, slightly dim-witted husky bottom, and a retired police detective who never claims to be the top, but is beautiful, strong, and blind. A bloody, crossed-out detective story, crossed-out silly romance. Warnings: 1. The top is blind, permanently so, and cannot be cured. He sees the world through special means. 2. The bottom was a husky in his previous life. As a dog, a husky can't be a guide dog; as a person, that's debatable. 3. These are adults, and each character is responsible for their actions. Please don't get too hung up on certain things. 4. This is kindergarten-level crime solving. Everything involving professional subjects such as medicine, anatomy, pharmacology, pathology, psychology, etc. is made-up pseudoscience. Argue if you want, you'll win. Love and peace. Theme: Justice needs boundaries. Only the law and moral conviction can restrain evil.