My Nemesis Is Catnip, and I'm a Cat. What Do I Do? [Showbiz]

[Signed for simplified Chinese publication in North America. Currently available for preorder; see Weibo for details.] As the last cat spirit from before the founding of the nation, Si Jing has always had one goal: to be the wildest kitty, eat the most dried fish, have the most devoted human servant, and sniff the most fragrant catnip. …Until one day, he and his nemesis take part in a reality show. His nemesis turns out to be catnip that has gained a spirit. Unfortunately, he’s a cat. There’s no way he can stay in showbiz now. (Flops over) -----The seme is the one who spoils the uke. Seme fans who like the uke doting on the seme, please do not enter, do not enter, do not enter!!! Currently writing: After the Substitute Uke Gets His Brain Damaged I I, Chao Qiu, am, as everyone knows, a substitute omega. The last time I made the news was when the man I was engaged to abandoned our engagement ceremony and traveled a thousand miles to pick up his beloved white moonlight. Everyone thought I’d hide in my room and cry. In fact, when I saw the handsome face of that white moonlight omega in the newspaper, I was so excited I could only take deep breaths: Ah, look at his build, look at his bearing. My goodness, he’s exactly my type! II Chao Qiu has a secret. Ever since his brain was damaged in an accident, he’s mistakenly believed that he’s a top-tier alpha pretending to be an omega, keeping a low profile to avoid being targeted. A complicated background, top-tier talent, the sort who devours people whole. So when he woke up, he suddenly understood: Why do I need a scumbag seme? If I release my pheromones, I can pin him to the floor! What’s so great about an alpha-alpha romance? A top-tier alpha like me deserves a top-tier omega who’s both ethereal and seductive!!! As it happens, the scumbag seme’s white moonlight is just such a captivating omega. Chao Qiu falls for him. “Leave that man,” he tells the white moonlight. “I’ll take care of you.” The white moonlight, a true pure alpha who’s been following the script of a top-tier alpha pretending to be an omega: “???” III “CEO, it’s been three months since your wife was kicked out.” “Well? Has he come to his senses?” “No. He thinks he’s an alpha now, has become unstoppable among the omegas, and has even won your white moonlight over.” “...???” Content notes: 1. The original idea came from another story by the author, Those Years of Loving Each Other with a Mosaic, and some of its settings are reused. 2. Neither had a romantic history before this. One-on-one pairing. Complete and ready to read. Theme: