How Do I Deal with My Boyfriend Splitting in Two?

Kou Dong always thought he was happy. Sure, he had picked up his boyfriend, but they depended on each other, and their relationship was wonderful. A sweet little puppy of a boyfriend! So sugary! Until one day, they really went all the way. When he woke up the next morning, his boyfriend had split into two. ...What the hell. #HowDoIFixMyBoyfriendBeingAnAlien# #HowDoIFixMyAlienReproducingBySelfReplication# #EveryTimeWeHaveFunThereIsOneMorePersonInTheHouse# Heh. This was truly despair-inducing. A sudden idea, getting ready to start writing ┓(?′?`?)┏ Come add it to your reading list! (* ￣3)(ε￣ *) If rolling around can get me more readers, then I'll... roll around a few more times!