[Captain America/Avengers] How to Make a Crush

Basically, while the team leader is away on a mission, a new crack ship (NC-21) comes into being in Avengers Tower.

The setting is a sort of half-AU. Everyone gets along, and any conflicts within the Avengers either don't exist or have already been resolved.

Everyone, or at least most of them, is played for laughs. The gag came from a cross-talk routine I heard a long time ago, "Ma Ji Lays an Egg." Basically, a rumor gets more and more distorted after being passed along countless times, until it turns into a story about Ma Ji laying a goose egg.

The main pairing is Steve/Bucky, either way around. There may be some Tony/Jarvis, but the other pairings aren't really mentioned... If anyone insists on reading a pairing into something someone says, I won't object. Bucky/Tony is a fake-out. I may still love Bucky/Tony in other stories or ideas, but it's not real in this one.

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