[Captain America/Avengers] Practice Is the Only Test of a Lie

Falcon saw someone online claim that calling everyone except yourself "somebody" on social media could make it look like you were in a relationship. He put the idea to the test and proved it was a complete (question mark?) lie. Pairings include Steve/Bucky and Bucky/Steve, either way; Tony/Loki; Thor/Loki; Natasha/Clint; and Vision/Wanda. Erik/Charles is mentioned, but only in one line. Inspired by a moment from an interview: Anthony Mackie, who plays Falcon in the movies, said someone had told him to stay away from Sebastian... Imagine the text as if it were posted on Twitter, Facebook, or some other social media the Avengers might use. Maybe MarvelBook? Theme: