Offering Myself to the Demon [Wuxia Crossover]

Ji Xianjun was living a perfectly pleasant little life when he got saddled with a System claiming to be an object from beyond the heavens. It demanded that he enter a low-martial world and offer himself to the demon. The System was miserable: It had only wanted to pick an ordinary person to win over all the great villains of the martial world. Who could have guessed it would pick the Big Boss? As a Host, Ji Xianjun has a thoroughly skewed moral compass and often gets a little too heavy-handed during missions, beating his targets to death. With no other choice, the System installed a beauty filter and Photoshop-style retouching function over his eyes. System: Look! A villain as lovely as a flower up ahead! Ji Xianjun: I am more beautiful than him. What right does he have to make me sacrifice myself to the demon? Going VIP on Wednesday the 28th at 8 a.m. sharp, so please note that it is 8 a.m.! A 10,000-word chapter will drop when it goes VIP. Don't just pass by without taking a look, hand over your wallets, mwah! A few things to know before reading: 1. This is a gong-centric story, and it looks like a shura-field is underway. 2. The CP is undecided, because even I haven't figured it out yet. 3. Don't nitpick the details. If you do, I'll die! 4. Be generous with your follows, clicks, and tips. How can you not cherish such a diligent daily-updating little angel? Theme: