[Crossover] A Guide to Acting Cute

"Collect your master's love for you to earn points and redeem a chance to return?" "What the hell is a master?" Hey! You lousy System! You promised to give me a Sword Art Online System as my golden finger! What do you mean I've transmigrated into a pet that follows a sect around? Who would like a little animal? Hey! Emmm, I can turn back into a human by topping up my game card? Where am I supposed to find one in a place like this! I'm telling you, I'm not going to sit here and reason with you when I'm geared up to the nines!??? Bai Qi! The First Emperor! Zhao Zilong! Lü Bu! Guo Jia! Zhou Yu! Zhuge Liang! Why didn't you tell me sooner, System? I don't want to go back! My beloved idols! I could do this mission for the rest of my life! System: ...Host, how did you manage that? Xiao Ya: Emmmm, I wish I knew. System: [Covers face and sobs] I held you back! How did you turn a mission to act cute into a whole series about raising your beloved idols? Tell me! Do you have another System on the side behind my back?! Xiao Ya: I don't! I didn't! OOC all the way through. I raise my own idols, and if you don't like it, keep it to yourself! They're mine, my idols, and I'm not listening! Updates daily at noon. Going premium on February 6! Sending love! Old abandoned story: Little cuties, remember to bookmark the author's page! The Touken Ranbu story next door, updated irregularly or weekly? A friend's recommendation: a Sword and Fairy story! She's writing her own little sweet treats in an unpopular niche, so go show her some love! And a Doctor Who-focused SuperWho story! Hiding my face. I realized that lots of cuties don't read the author's notes, so look here! The remaining sects will appear in my next story, The Self-Cultivation of a Future Idol. Follow the link here: Theme: