The Radiant Taoist Priest [Book Transmigration]

As an orthodox sword cultivator sect, Chunyang Palace vows to begin its thousand-mile journey right here, beneath its feet, and to pursue the ultimate way of Heaven and Earth with the sword in hand. Yet in the cultivation world, it has a cryptic saying: Once you enter Chunyang, you sink into a sea. Ascend as soon as you can to stay safe. Ye Fenlin: Heh. You'll see after you ascend. Your days of suffering will still be long. Zhangsun Su: Don't even think about it. The Immortal Realm is full of his statues too, each one dazzling. A Chunyang shou with the professional sworn-enemy style of a Cangjian, x a Cangyun gong who has suffered a lifetime of hardship and is the protagonist of a male power fantasy. What? You want to know what a Taoist priest with a Cangjian style is like? Filthy rich, dual cultivator of sword and qi, able to make the lightest thing feel heavy, and so outrageously strong that people will be on their knees calling him Daddy in a heartbeat. Bystanders: Daddy, are you looking for a leg accessory? We can do anything! We're not greedy. Just let us be your leg hair! Yellow Chicken Taoist: What nonsense. I have skin as smooth as ice and jade. Where would I get leg hair? Are you asking for a beating? Cangyun, kneeling on a washboard: Speaking from personal experience, he really doesn't have any. My second and third disciples: Notes for readers: 1. The Taoist priest has a Cangjian style. If you want a serious Chunyang priest, this isn't for you. 2. The protagonist's intelligence is about equal to the author's. The author's IQ is only 5. 3. Cangyun's dog-shielding is somewhat bashed, both criticized and praised. Cangyun fans, proceed with caution. 4. I'll add more if I think of anything. Theme: There was no road in this world to begin with. The more people walk it, the more it becomes one.