My Protagonist and I Both Crash and Burn [Book Transmigration]

Word has it that the author once said: Stay single for three thousand years, attain the Great Dao, and become a true immortal. As the male protagonist of a male-oriented novel, Yun Yuan believed the author and insisted: Let the Great Dao take three thousand years. I'll stay single and become a sword immortal. But after transmigrating into the world created by the author's novel, Yun Yuan suddenly discovered that he had a fiance who didn't exist in the manuscript. So breaking off the engagement was inevitable. He thought that after the engagement was broken, he and his former fiance would cross swords. But unexpectedly, the other man's mind worked in mysterious ways. Convinced that Yun Yuan had his reasons, he donned one secret identity after another and pursued him by every means possible. Thanks to his former fiance's efforts, everywhere Yun Yuan looked, there were pitfalls. Yun Yuan: Are you having fun messing with me?! Qi Kai: I can make you happy without messing with you, too. A bewildered, constantly floundering, walking disaster of a protagonist bottom x a fierce yet timid protagonist top who wags his tail like a dog The author's eighth disciple: Everyone in the Entertainment Industry Is Waiting for Me to Conquer It by Yuan Xu. A celebrity bottom who clearly succeeds through talent but insists it's all luck x a CEO top who's clearly the gong but keeps getting called Heavenly Father. One-sentence summary: He clearly conquers the entertainment industry through talent, but insists it's all luck. Click here on desktop. On the app or mobile site, visit this humble one's author page. Fellow Daoists: My Cat Is Acting Weird by Yue Zhao Lan Ren. A seemingly cold CEO top who's secretly a fluff lover x a low-profile tech expert and video creator bottom. One-sentence summary: A sweet little story about cat cuddles and romance. Click here on desktop. On the app or mobile site, search for the title. Reader's notes: 1. The fourth disciple has a complicated background and isn't an ordinary person who transmigrated into a book. 2. The protagonist's intelligence is about equal to the author's. The author has an IQ of 5, which occasionally drops to 2.5 after a mysterious calling. 3. This belongs to the My Home Planet Didn't Escape the Blame Today either series. This humble one insists that it is a serious story about spectacularly failing. 4. Pay attention to the top and bottom roles. Yes, it's protagonist x protagonist. 5. I'll add more if I think of anything. Theme: No matter how the world changes, life is real.