A Badfic Author’s Guide to Self-Rescue [System]

One-line blurb: I jolted upright on my deathbed. Where are my updates? Mei Gengxin suffers from a strange illness and doesn't have long to live. At the height of his despair, he unexpectedly binds to a "Where There's a Will, There's a Way: Jinjiang Edition" System, which claims, "Daily updates will keep you alive; ten thousand words a day will make you a god." Mei Gengxin: Bowing to the power of updates.jpg To stay alive, Mei Gengxin, a writer of melodramatic online CEO novels about runaway pregnant wives, has to use his best friend Huo Xichen as the inspiration for a new book, The CEO Has a Keen Eye. Out of habit, he categorizes it as romance, but... Readers: The CEO protagonist and his best friend have such great chemistry! Is the author new? On Jinjiang, the danmei category is called Pure Love. Maybe look it up? Mei Gengxin: ... Huo Xichen, a real CEO: The public has a keen eye. A cool-headed author who's always on the brink of death, yet never dies, × a younger CEO who keeps bouncing between puppy-like and wolf-like, gong This novel will be locked and completed starting from Chapter 27 on Wednesday, March 13. If you've already read it, please don't buy it. Thank you, everyone. The ninth disciple is now available. Please check it out: Ninth Disciple: All My Defeated Rivals Love Me [Interstellar] by Yuan Xu Blurb: Su Yanyu transmigrates to the Interstellar world, where he becomes a pitiful young man whose talent has been destroyed and who is looked down on. But the skills he brought from the game Daji have turned into top-tier special abilities, along with a mysterious passive effect. Whenever he uses his abilities, not only do ears and a tail grow on him, but pink hearts keep floating around him, too. So, as he helps the pitiful young man achieve his dreams, a few little mishaps occur... The classmates who looked down on him are defeated and fall at his feet; The upperclassman who followed his rival falls in a match against him and becomes his fan; The arrogant instructor fights him, then turns around and praises his keen eye; Even a certain prince of astonishing ability is defeated by him... D-defeated? No? Su Yanyu: Come on, come chase after me! He Xuan: ... He's... he's so enthusiastic. I suppose I'll chase after him, just this once! Su Yanyu: ??? Wait, you're really chasing me? A transmigrated, cool male idol off the battlefield, who's wild and mischievous on it, shou × a prince who's just as innocent on the battlefield as off it, and always thinks he's being flirted with, gong If you're interested, head to my profile or search for the title. It's the one with the pink cover. Please note: 1. The seventh disciple was never straight to begin with. Whether he can really be called cool-headed is debatable, since this master can take off into the sky at any moment. 2. The protagonist's intelligence is roughly equal to the author's. The author's intelligence is only five, and sometimes a mysterious calling brings it down to 2.5. 3. This belongs to the "The Mother Planet Didn't Get Blamed Again Today" series. I maintain that if anything isn't written well, it's the mother planet's fault. 4. This is a joint project with my lazy sheep bestie next door. There should be a few little Easter eggs. 5. Updates around noon. Around two in the morning, I'm just trying my luck with the supernatural. If you want to catch updates, come around noon. Theme: Hard work is rewarded.