After Retiring, I Became the Scum Ex's Dad

On his first day in the interstellar world, Ji Xilu was visited by someone out of the blue. Shen Chengye: Ji Xilu, the person I've always loved is Jun Yiyi. He's back, so we're breaking up! Ji Xilu: ??? Everyone among the upper crust of Blue Star Alliance's capital knew that Shen Chengye was the adopted son of General Shen, and would inherit everything from the general one day. His current boyfriend, Ji Xilu, was merely a stand-in for the beloved Wen Junyi. The day Wen Junyi returned would be the day Ji Xilu was kicked to the curb. Only Ji Xilu himself didn't know. Everyone was waiting to see him make a fool of himself, not realizing that by the time Wen Junyi returned, Ji Xilu had already changed on the inside. The newly arrived Ji Xilu was a top-tier life coach at the quick transmigration bureau, where he had spent years guiding pitiful souls toward the peak of their lives. After many years of conscientious service, he was finally retiring with a cabinet full of honors and what he expected to be a peaceful, happy life. But just after handing over a life to his successor, he got hit in the face with the successor's mess. Not only was he nearly penniless, but he'd also been left with chronic health problems after saving Shen Chengye. He was out of breath every few steps and staggered after a few more, and current technology had no cure. Faced with this predicament, Ji Xilu abandoned his successor's delicate, gentle persona and slapped Shen Chengye so hard he flew into the wall. "I don't want to be his boyfriend. I just want to be his dad." Everyone: ?!! Years later, when Ji Xilu became a leading figure in the genetic evolution of the entire interstellar world, countless people regretted their choices and begged him to be their dad. A certain General Shen: No need. The two of us are doing fine on our own. We don't need children. Shen Chengye, the former adopted son of the Shen family: ... A top researcher with off-the-charts fighting skills who insists he's frail, helpless, and pitiful bottom x a general whose genes are collapsing, and who selectively goes blind whenever he sees the bottom. Also known as: After Breaking Up, I Got Together with My Scumbag Ex's Adoptive Father; The Sickly Beauty Smashes Rocks on His Chest; If I Love You, I'll Choose to Go Blind. My own upcoming novel, my twelfth disciple: The Mystic Sect's Ancestor Embraces Science Online, by Yuan Xu. Fellow Daoists, feel free to visit my author page and bookmark it if you're interested. Blurb: College student Yu Qingdong is a devoted fanboy of A University's campus heartthrob. He pursues him rain or shine, and even dies because of him. In his previous life, Yu Qingdong, the junior uncle of a mystic sect, died saving his senior nephew. Reborn in a new life, he finds himself in the body of that devoted fanboy. His eyes have mutated, allowing him to see the buffs above people's heads. A glance around shows that everyone has the buff "Doomed to Go Bald Young." Yu Qingdong smiles knowingly and hurries after a passing bankrupt businessman. "Sir, please wait! Your forehead is broad and your jaw is well-shaped. You're sure to make a comeback and become the richest man in the province one day!" The watching A University students: ? Has the fanboy changed targets? Half a year later, the down-on-his-luck businessman makes a comeback and becomes the richest man in the province. In an interview, he publicly thanks Yu Qingdong, bringing countless influential figures out of hiding. A popular star: "He praised me when the whole internet was attacking me, too." A leading academic: "He praised me when I was at my wits' end, too." The people in the know are stunned. They investigate and discover that everyone Yu Qingdong has praised has become a winner in life! The classmates who once mocked Yu Qingdong: ... Master, could you please praise me just once? Yue Jingyuan came from the interstellar era. He was the founding emperor of the Baihai Empire, fought for his country all his life, and ultimately fell on his throne. A huge break in the future's cultural record led him to believe that every Huaxia person on Earth was a martial arts master, and that ordinary people were all hidden experts who could fly swords to defeat enemies or call down rain to fight disasters. But after mysteriously being reborn on Earth, he discovered that Earthlings were weak, pitiful, and helpless, and couldn't withstand a single slap from him. Yue Jingyuan: "..." Suddenly at a loss.jpg Then one day, Yue Jingyuan was attacked by occult practitioners because of his unusual fate, and Yu Qingdong saved him by chance. Their eyes met, and both were stunned. Yu Qingdong: His buff actually says "Founding Emperor, Awe-Inspiring Across the Realm"?! Do you know that over here, you'd be wiped off the map by the county public security bureau? Yue Jingyuan: After all these years of transmigrating, am I finally going to see what Earth is really like?! Reborn junior uncle of a mystic sect who claims to be a frail male college student bottom x former founding emperor who has not transmigrated to the present, now a black-tech big shot top Please note before reading: 1. The top is General Shen, the adoptive father of the scumbag Shen Chengye. One-on-one romance, happy ending. 2. The protagonist's intelligence is about the same as the author's. The author has an IQ of only five, and sometimes a mysterious force knocks it down to 2.5. 3. The protagonist may be a bit of a Mary Sue: a retired quick transmigration big shot who can do everything. If that makes you uncomfortable, please escape immediately. 4. My logic isn't great. Readers who care about research and accuracy should carefully consider whether to read. The technology, medicines, and mecha in this story are fictional. 5. If any fellow Daoists fact-check the story and find mistakes, it's because my IQ is low, not because of my disciple. _(:з"∠)_ 6. I'll take a break if anything comes up. 7. I'll say more if I think of anything. Theme: Only hard work brings rewards, and only by keeping your feet on the ground can you truly earn recognition.