The Battle Chicken from Bodyguard Du’s House

Mutual crush, tough-guy seme, chicken uke [you read that right! doge] The company was being unusually down-to-earth this year and gave everyone a live chicken for Lunar New Year. Du Xiao looked at the plump hens in everyone else’s hands, with necks nowhere to be seen, then at the scrawny, multicolored pheasant in his own: “…” The chairman: “Don’t carry him by the wings. It hurts him. Hold him in your arms.” Du Xiao: “…” The chairman: “Remember to take him when you visit friends and family. Don’t leave him cooped up at home. Treat him well.” Du Xiao: “…” The chairman: “Go on home. Happy New Year!” Du Xiao: “…Why haven’t I seen the young master today? I haven’t said goodbye to him yet.” The chairman: “Ahem… I don’t know. Maybe he ran away from home.” Du Xiao: “…” Du Xiao: A loyal-dog bodyguard seme, overflowing with testosterone, good at everything, and taciturn Zhou Zhan: A rich second-generation chicken spirit uke, addicted to roasting people and helpless in daily life So sweet! Happy Lunar New Year, everyone! Wishing you good luck in the Year of the Rooster! =333= For more completed stories, visit Liuli’s author page. Mwah! Theme: